Derby · Season 3 · Round 17
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Second Sock finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:29.517 | — | 14 | +13 | 47 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:40.800 | +11.28 | 4 | +2 | 55 | 10.8 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:40.917 | +11.40 | 9 | +6 | 53 | 11.8 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:42.483 | +12.97 | 3 | -1 | 44 | 10.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +5 | 44 | 11.3 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +5 | 29 | 12.6 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -6 | 31 | 10.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 31 | 11.8 |
| — | Old Gristle FELL | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +3 | 16 | 23.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 26 | 10.6 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -3 | 23 | 10.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 10 | 11.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 10.2 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 11 | 10.1 |
1.842
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-5-3.
6.400
A new leader — Old Gristle. Career record: 24 wins from 96, average finish 3.9.
11.117
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-5-3.
17.192
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-8-8-6-10.
22.775
They felt that in the back row.
27.300
That is real damage. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-5-3.
28.800
Pilot Light is out, and Second Sock did it.
33.433
Yolk is in trouble.
37.883
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
39.775
Sweaty Gerald has put Yolk out.
41.633
Tender Greg is out.
48.950
They will not want to see that again.
52.708
Floppy Joe will not be back.
57.767
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:03.033
Up it goes.
1:05.683
Sweaty Gerald has put Refried Ron out.
1:10.050
Honey Mustard is coming through.
1:14.750
That has come off.
1:16.617
Big Randy has put Crawlspace out.
1:19.758
Big Randy has put Sweaty Gerald out.
1:24.375
That is a long way off the ground.
1:30.017
Gravy is losing bits.
1:37.050
Wide Load takes the lead.
1:41.442
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
1:48.867
You do not see that every day.
1:55.975
Up it goes.
2:02.642
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:04.842
Puck Yeah is out.
2:09.350
Big Randy is in trouble.
2:11.242
And that is Big Randy finished.
2:17.900
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:23.600
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:34.733
Stubbs is airborne!
2:41.275
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:47.558
That is a long way off the ground.
2:49.058
Gravy will not be back.
2:55.933
Honey Mustard is in trouble.
2:58.817
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:03.767
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:06.075
One to go.
3:20.558
Wide Load is airborne!
3:26.517
Here comes Wide Load.
3:29.517
Wide Load wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 20.517 | Wide Load 20.517 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 42.792 | Wide Load 22.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:07.200 | Old Gristle 21.792 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:27.842 | Gravy 20.091 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:52.617 | Wide Load 23.434 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:16.192 | Honey Mustard 23.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:41.900 | Stubbs 22.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:06.075 | Wide Load 24.175 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:29.517 | Wide Load 23.442 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 8 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 9 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-9-16-12-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-16-14-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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14m
↓15°
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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38m
↓15°
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30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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