Derby · Season 3 · Round 19
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:52.325 | — | 13 | +12 | 16 | 11.0 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:56.692 | +4.37 | 12 | +10 | 19 | 11.3 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:02.450 | +10.13 | 11 | +8 | 18 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:06.642 | +14.32 | 9 | +5 | 21 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:24.600 | +32.28 | 3 | -2 | 15 | 9.8 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:25.850 | +33.53 | 1 | -5 | 13 | 9.7 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:25.967 | +33.64 | 4 | -3 | 14 | 9.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -2 | 16 | 9.6 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +6 | 27 | 10.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 11 | 9.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 13 | 9.8 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -5 | 13 | 9.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -5 | 11 | 9.9 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | 0 | 23 | 11.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget FELL | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -5 | 16 | 21.0 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 10.1 |
2.850
Yolk takes the lead. Career record: 2 wins from 101, average finish 5.8.
9.433
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-5-3.
18.792
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
24.000
A new leader — The Coaster.
30.050
And it all goes wrong.
35.358
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-2-4.
40.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
45.442
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
49.817
Look at the state of it.
54.308
That has come off.
58.683
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 12-5-4-12-3.
1:02.892
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:09.275
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 12-5-4-12-3.
1:14.700
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:19.650
Yolk is out.
1:24.325
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:29.950
That has come off.
1:35.550
Extraordinary scenes.
1:40.767
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:44.992
Absolute carnage.
1:49.317
They felt that in the back row.
1:54.992
And out of the circuit entirely.
1:59.467
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:05.925
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:11.467
Custard is losing bits.
2:16.225
That has come off.
2:21.442
Up it goes.
2:27.692
It is coming apart now.
2:32.267
That is a long way off the ground.
2:33.767
One to go.
2:37.192
Sweaty Gerald has put Pilot Light out.
2:38.692
That is Floppy Joe taking Radiator with them.
2:40.192
Floppy Joe is out.
2:44.400
Custard is losing bits.
2:49.325
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
2:50.050
Look at Refried Ron go.
2:52.325
Wide Load takes it!
2:57.683
And it all goes wrong.
3:05.192
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:11.258
And that is Custard finished.
3:12.758
Refried Ron will not be back.
3:22.267
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Lieutenant | 18.400 | The Lieutenant 18.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Lil Nugget | 35.883 | Lil Nugget 17.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 53.025 | Wide Load 15.166 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:09.875 | Old Gristle 15.908 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:24.933 | Wide Load 15.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:42.008 | Wide Load 17.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:57.225 | Wide Load 15.217 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:14.442 | Old Gristle 16.108 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:32.542 | The Lieutenant 14.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:52.325 | Old Gristle 16.317 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-9-16-12-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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