Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 3 · Round 19

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:52.325 13 +12 16 11.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:56.692 +4.37 12 +10 19 11.3
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:02.450 +10.13 11 +8 18 10.8
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:06.642 +14.32 9 +5 21 11.1
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:24.600 +32.28 3 -2 15 9.8
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:25.850 +33.53 1 -5 13 9.7
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:25.967 +33.64 4 -3 14 9.5
Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans 6 -2 16 9.6
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +6 27 10.6
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -5 11 9.5
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -9 13 9.8
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -5 13 9.8
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -5 11 9.9
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 0 23 11.4
Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets 10 -5 16 21.0
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 10.1
2.850
Yolk takes the lead. Career record: 2 wins from 101, average finish 5.8.
9.433
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-5-3.
18.792
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
24.000
A new leader — The Coaster.
30.050
And it all goes wrong.
35.358
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-2-4.
40.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
45.442
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
49.817
Look at the state of it.
54.308
That has come off.
58.683
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 12-5-4-12-3.
1:02.892
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:09.275
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 12-5-4-12-3.
1:14.700
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:19.650
Yolk is out.
1:24.325
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:29.950
That has come off.
1:35.550
Extraordinary scenes.
1:40.767
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:44.992
Absolute carnage.
1:49.317
They felt that in the back row.
1:54.992
And out of the circuit entirely.
1:59.467
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:05.925
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:11.467
Custard is losing bits.
2:16.225
That has come off.
2:21.442
Up it goes.
2:27.692
It is coming apart now.
2:32.267
That is a long way off the ground.
2:33.767
One to go.
2:37.192
Sweaty Gerald has put Pilot Light out.
2:38.692
That is Floppy Joe taking Radiator with them.
2:40.192
Floppy Joe is out.
2:44.400
Custard is losing bits.
2:49.325
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
2:50.050
Look at Refried Ron go.
2:52.325
Wide Load takes it!
2:57.683
And it all goes wrong.
3:05.192
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:11.258
And that is Custard finished.
3:12.758
Refried Ron will not be back.
3:22.267
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 18.400 The Lieutenant 18.400
Smooth Descent Slick Lil Nugget 35.883 Lil Nugget 17.225
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 53.025 Wide Load 15.166
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:09.875 Old Gristle 15.908
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:24.933 Wide Load 15.058
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:42.008 Wide Load 17.075
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:57.225 Wide Load 15.217
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:14.442 Old Gristle 16.108
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:32.542 The Lieutenant 14.225
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:52.325 Old Gristle 16.317
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 0/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 19 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
58 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 5-4-8-15-2.
27.25
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
44 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-12-11-1-15.
117.28
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
49 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-2-4-7-6.
4.89
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
59 starts, 7 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-6-4-2-2.
5.13
5
Refried Ron The Beans
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 12-13-13-15-12.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-15-8-8-8.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-14-13-16-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-9-16-12-16.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-12-12-2-6.
44.86
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
59 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-4-8-7-9.
106.50
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
49 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-16-6-5-1.
10.54
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
59 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-1-3-1-1.
3.02
4
Wide Load The Pucks
52 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-2-8-11-1.
4.64
3
The Coaster The Pucks
56 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-13-10-13-3.
136.80
21
Custard The Soft Boys
47 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-3-11-10-5.
85.55
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
50 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 15-16-14-7-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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