Derby · Season 3 · Round 21
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:44.100 | — | 11 | +10 | 37 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:45.117 | +1.02 | 13 | +11 | 39 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:47.417 | +3.32 | 4 | +1 | 17 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:47.908 | +3.81 | 9 | +5 | 47 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:48.183 | +4.08 | 1 | -4 | 15 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:48.442 | +4.34 | 3 | -3 | 23 | 10.2 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:49.617 | +5.52 | 10 | +3 | 36 | 11.4 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:02.592 | +18.49 | 5 | -3 | 29 | 10.4 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +3 | 31 | 11.9 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -4 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 16 | 10.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 21 | 11.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 10.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.0 |
2.383
Tender Greg is losing bits.
7.617
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-12-5-4-12.
13.975
That has come off.
19.275
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
26.783
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-12-5-4-12.
31.542
Tender Greg leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 15-3-4-16-3.
36.958
Yolk leaves something behind.
42.017
Up it goes.
46.567
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-12-5-4-12.
50.908
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-8-5-7-6.
55.300
That has come off.
1:00.050
Extraordinary scenes.
1:06.708
And it all goes wrong.
1:10.933
That is Pilot Light taking Tender Greg with them.
1:15.325
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:20.050
Look at Wide Load go.
1:25.842
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:27.675
And that is Yolk finished.
1:33.842
They will not want to see that again.
1:35.917
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:38.283
Radiator is out, and Gravy did it.
1:43.008
There goes a piece of Butter Bean.
1:47.592
They will not want to see that again.
1:53.117
There is nothing left of it.
2:01.067
That was always going to happen.
2:05.992
Extraordinary scenes.
2:10.233
And that is Pilot Light finished.
2:12.133
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:17.058
Up it goes.
2:21.450
That is real damage.
2:27.158
Stripped to the shell.
2:32.483
That has come off.
2:36.858
Gravy will not take much more.
2:40.908
Tube Sock has put Floppy Joe out.
2:50.050
Wide Load is on the move.
2:53.000
Gravy is out, and Thick Rick did it.
2:59.142
Wide Load is losing bits.
3:09.800
A new leader — Wide Load.
3:16.700
Up it goes.
3:24.850
Old Gristle goes to the front.
3:26.350
Last lap.
3:31.792
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:38.058
There is nothing left of it.
3:41.100
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:43.892
They will not want to see that again.
3:45.392
It is Old Gristle!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 16.042 | Thick Rick 16.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 35.508 | Yolk 18.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 54.667 | Puck Yeah 16.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 1:14.525 | Puck Yeah 17.817 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 1:32.142 | Wide Load 16.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 1:48.292 | Honey Mustard 15.942 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 2:10.808 | Gravy 17.291 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:27.892 | Old Gristle 16.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:47.142 | Wide Load 16.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:08.850 | Damp Kevin 18.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:26.050 | Old Gristle 17.200 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:44.100 | Thick Rick 17.809 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 15 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-9-16-12-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 14-16-16-16-14.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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