Derby · Season 3 · Round 22
Crossbones — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win
Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Big Randy finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.025 | — | 3 | +2 | 23 | 10.9 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | 0 | 22 | 10.9 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | +4 | 27 | 10.5 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | +2 | 24 | 10.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +6 | 24 | 11.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -1 | 18 | 10.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -6 | 12 | 10.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +2 | 25 | 11.3 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | 0 | 20 | 10.9 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -2 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Tube Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -7 | 11 | 10.3 |
| — | Wide Load RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 14 | 10.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 12 | 11.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 11 | 11.2 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 9 | 11.1 |
| — | Old Gristle RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -4 | 6 | 11.1 |
2.567
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 5-5-2-7-2.
7.242
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 5-5-2-7-2.
12.358
Yolk leaves something behind.
17.142
Old Gristle is losing bits.
22.717
Up it goes.
26.983
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 15-3-4-16-3.
31.583
Tender Greg will not take much more. Recent finishes: 15-3-4-16-3.
37.233
That is Wide Load taking Tender Greg with them.
41.925
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 11-4-8-4-8.
49.417
Stripped to the shell.
53.875
Yolk is out, and Wide Load did it.
58.117
Absolute carnage.
1:03.825
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:08.958
There is nothing left of it.
1:13.492
Absolute carnage.
1:15.958
Radiator is out.
1:21.300
A new leader — Floppy Joe.
1:24.558
That is Big Randy taking Lil Nugget with them.
1:32.400
That has come off.
1:37.350
Stripped to the shell.
1:39.033
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:44.100
Chunk is airborne!
1:50.400
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:53.392
That is Second Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
1:57.933
Chunk leaves something behind.
2:04.858
They felt that in the back row.
2:11.333
It is coming apart now.
2:19.483
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
2:25.658
That is a long way off the ground.
2:27.158
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:37.025
Second Sock is losing bits.
2:48.608
One to go.
2:53.425
And it all goes wrong.
3:03.242
It is coming apart now.
3:07.442
Look at the state of it.
3:08.942
Big Randy is out, and Second Sock did it.
3:10.442
That is Tube Sock taking Crawlspace with them.
3:14.025
Second Sock is coming to the flag.
3:17.025
Second Sock wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 26.075 | Yolk 26.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 54.092 | Wide Load 26.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 1:22.900 | Floppy Joe 26.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 1:52.467 | Chunk 27.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:21.008 | Big Randy 28.041 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:48.608 | Second Sock 27.441 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 3:17.025 | Second Sock 28.417 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 9 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Beans | 10 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 13 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 10-14-16-16-16.
219.30
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The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.
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