Derby · Season 3 · Round 23
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Crawlspace finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:08.692 | — | 11 | +10 | 41 | 13.2 |
| 2 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:14.567 | +5.88 | 7 | +5 | 37 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:15.383 | +6.69 | 5 | +2 | 42 | 11.2 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:16.917 | +8.23 | 2 | -2 | 12 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:17.942 | +9.25 | 10 | +5 | 51 | 12.9 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:19.417 | +10.73 | 1 | -5 | 17 | 11.3 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:19.750 | +11.06 | 4 | -3 | 12 | 11.3 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:21.008 | +12.32 | 3 | -5 | 17 | 11.2 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +4 | 27 | 14.1 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 24 | 12.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 19 | 11.4 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 19 | 12.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -4 | 23 | 12.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 13 | 11.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 13 | 11.8 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 10 | 11.6 |
2.250
Up it goes.
6.625
Tender Greg is losing bits.
13.800
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 1 wins from 96, average finish 5.9.
18.825
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 7-6-6-5-7.
23.458
There is nothing left of it.
28.458
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-1-2.
32.767
Tender Greg will not be back.
37.650
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 1 wins from 96, average finish 5.9.
40.825
Puck Yeah is out, and Gravy did it.
46.575
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-1-2.
51.083
That has come off.
57.325
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:02.000
Gravy takes the lead.
1:06.850
Up it goes.
1:14.975
Stripped to the shell.
1:16.475
That is Butter Bean taking Radiator with them.
1:20.742
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:22.242
That is Crooked Pete taking Honey Mustard with them.
1:23.742
Chunk will not be back.
1:29.008
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:34.300
A new leader — Gravy.
1:41.408
There is nothing left of it.
1:47.300
Tube Sock has put Sweaty Gerald out.
1:53.250
A new leader — Custard.
1:57.942
And that is Custard finished.
2:07.917
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:13.133
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:18.417
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:27.317
Up it goes.
2:36.800
Stripped to the shell.
2:41.792
Extraordinary scenes.
2:49.908
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:51.642
One to go.
2:58.525
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:05.692
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:06.117
That has come off.
3:08.692
Gravy takes it!
3:18.817
Big Randy leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 14.442 | Custard 14.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 29.083 | Honey Mustard 13.766 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 44.200 | The Coaster 13.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Chunk | 58.350 | Chunk 13.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Chunk | 1:11.975 | Gravy 12.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:30.442 | Custard 14.200 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:46.842 | The Coaster 15.159 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:03.658 | Crawlspace 15.175 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:20.217 | Butter Bean 14.066 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:33.450 | Gravy 13.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:51.642 | Thick Rick 14.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 3:08.692 | Thick Rick 15.325 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 10 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
60 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-10-14-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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