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Derby · Season 3 · Round 36

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Damp Kevin finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.617 — 3 +2 11 10.4
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.475 +1.86 4 +2 10 10.7
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:19.242 +2.63 1 -2 14 10.6
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:23.942 +7.33 2 -2 11 10.5
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:25.617 +9.00 9 +4 34 11.1
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:34.142 +17.53 5 -1 22 10.5
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.275 +17.66 11 +4 36 11.7
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:34.525 +17.91 8 0 27 10.6
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:37.208 +20.59 10 +1 43 11.2
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 20 11.5
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 22 11.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 24 11.0
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -7 14 10.8
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -2 22 12.1
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 20 11.1
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -9 12 10.4
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
7.800
Chunk goes to the front.
14.900
The Lieutenant goes to the front. Career record: 26 wins from 104, average finish 4.2.
19.758
They felt that in the back row.
24.142
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 15-6-5-4-5.
33.375
Squish is losing bits.
40.050
There is nothing left of it.
45.492
The Coaster is airborne!
50.050
Custard is coming through.
54.875
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
59.650
Pilot Light will not be back. Recent finishes: 8-6-13-8-7.
1:07.267
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 5-2-4-2-2.
1:11.742
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-7-5-3-4.
1:18.300
That has come off.
1:23.250
Chunk has put The Coaster out.
1:27.558
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:32.583
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:37.275
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:41.592
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:48.417
That has come off.
1:53.142
Stripped to the shell.
2:00.175
Up it goes.
2:04.750
Squish will not take much more.
2:07.300
Chunk is out.
2:12.792
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
2:15.758
Squish is out.
2:17.258
Puck Yeah is out.
2:18.758
That is The Lieutenant taking Refried Ron with them.
2:23.142
Up it goes.
2:29.992
That is a long way off the ground.
2:38.308
Custard will not take much more.
2:46.100
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:47.600
Custard will not be back.
2:53.542
That has come off.
2:55.042
This is the last of it.
3:03.383
That is a long way off the ground.
3:13.617
Here comes Second Sock.
3:16.617
Second Sock wins the derby.
3:23.817
That is real damage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 20.242 Thick Rick 20.242
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 42.258 Chunk 21.466
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:06.158 Second Sock 21.058
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:27.775 Puck Yeah 21.417
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:48.808 Thick Rick 19.817
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:10.942 Big Randy 21.742
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:32.750 Big Randy 20.941
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:54.200 Damp Kevin 21.266
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:16.617 Damp Kevin 20.967
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 19 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 21 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
66 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 11-6-6-6-2.
18.35
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
54 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-10-8-11-3.
72.52
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
62 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-4-4-1-5.
2.48
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
67 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-3-4-7-4.
2.41
22
Butter Bean The Beans
71 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-10-14-3-4.
79.52
5
Refried Ron The Beans
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-13-10-14-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 11-11-13-15-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
55 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-5-6-10-11.
29.58
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
60 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-5-7-7-1.
35.31
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
61 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 10-1-12-3-10.
73.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
54 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-7-3-2-8.
8.81
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 16-10-15-8-12.
219.30
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
62 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 15-13-13-12-8.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
64 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-1-9-14-6.
87.12
2
Squish The Soft Boys
60 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 15-13-12-9-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
57 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 2-3-11-1-10.
27.63

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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