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Derby · Season 3 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.400 — 11 +10 29 10.7
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.908 +0.51 12 +10 30 11.3
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:43.983 +4.58 4 +1 6 9.6
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.533 +5.13 3 -1 9 9.7
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.717 +9.32 16 +11 21 10.4
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.067 +19.67 7 +1 21 10.1
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4:02.400 +23.00 2 -5 4 9.5
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 0 13 9.7
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +5 19 10.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 10.2
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Crooked Pete FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 10-6-5-7-5.
6.067
They felt that in the back row. That is 20 non-finishes in 80 career starts.
17.067
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 13-8-8-4-14.
23.650
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
29.692
Stubbs is going nowhere.
35.233
Up it goes.
42.000
Up it goes.
49.300
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-1-2.
58.200
They felt that in the back row.
1:05.967
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:12.750
That has come off. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-3-5.
1:17.267
Tender Greg has nothing left on it.
1:23.292
That has come off.
1:28.983
There is nothing left of it.
1:33.625
That is Second Sock taking Tender Greg with them.
1:38.150
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
1:41.642
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:49.533
Gravy is losing bits.
1:55.792
That was always going to happen.
2:06.600
A new leader — Gravy.
2:12.783
Absolute carnage.
2:18.742
Radiator is in trouble.
2:26.108
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:31.467
Stubbs has stalled.
2:38.600
And it all goes wrong.
2:52.392
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
3:00.033
Extraordinary scenes.
3:05.800
There goes a piece of Squish.
3:22.267
This is the last of it.
3:26.883
You do not see that every day.
3:34.158
There goes a piece of Squish.
3:36.400
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:39.400
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:48.517
That was always going to happen.
4:05.875
Stopped, and in the way.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 15.550 Gravy 15.550
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 33.533 Tender Greg 17.917
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 50.383 Gravy 16.850
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:08.417 The Lieutenant 17.766
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:28.608 The Lieutenant 18.284
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:48.067 The Lieutenant 16.225
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:07.750 Second Sock 18.042
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:26.800 Damp Kevin 18.700
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:46.575 Floppy Joe 18.425
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:03.817 The Lieutenant 15.692
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:22.267 Damp Kevin 18.425
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:39.400 Gravy 15.741
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
49 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-6-15-11-13.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 3-9-8-3-4.
46.69
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
44 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-2-7-6.
2.89
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-2-3-5-7.
2.93
22
Butter Bean The Beans
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-13-3-8-11.
76.08
6
The Kidney The Beans
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 8-12-14-16-7.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
39 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-10-14-5.
24.55
4
Radiator Basement Heat
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-15-9-13-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
49 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-5-12-4-4.
45.33
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-9-14-6-9.
210.23
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
42 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-1-4-1-4.
4.76
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-4-6-9-15.
74.33
4
Wide Load The Pucks
47 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 9-6-2-1-7.
8.47
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 15-11-14-15-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-10.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 7-16-11-10-13.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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