Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 3 · Round 41

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:40.617 10 +9 37 11.7
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.642 +2.03 12 +10 35 11.6
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.333 +4.72 4 +1 22 10.3
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:51.475 +10.86 9 +5 37 11.2
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:55.850 +15.23 14 +9 44 12.0
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:56.467 +15.85 11 +5 42 11.8
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:03.150 +22.53 7 0 27 10.6
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -3 23 10.4
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +4 33 11.6
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -9 13 10.5
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 3 -8 18 10.6
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -10 14 10.5
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +3 19 11.6
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 12 11.5
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 11 12.0
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -10 13 10.2
2.250
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 2 wins from 101, average finish 5.6.
7.542
Absolute carnage.
14.067
The Heel leaves something behind.
18.450
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 3-8-10-4-3.
22.942
The Kidney is losing bits.
29.375
Floppy Joe is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-5-8-8-8.
34.150
The Kidney leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-16-8-7-11.
40.050
They felt that in the back row.
44.517
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 8-16-8-7-11.
48.967
They felt that in the back row.
55.750
They felt that in the back row.
1:00.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:05.442
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:10.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:15.625
Look at the state of it.
1:20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:25.667
Thick Rick is losing bits.
1:30.050
It is unravelling for The Lieutenant.
1:31.658
Pilot Light has put Refried Ron out.
1:36.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:38.933
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:41.792
Yolk will not be back.
1:47.433
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:52.175
The Heel is losing bits.
1:59.858
Look at the state of it.
2:04.342
Squish is in trouble.
2:09.700
Stubbs takes the lead.
2:13.542
And that is Squish finished.
2:19.283
Up it goes.
2:25.458
That is real damage.
2:30.033
There goes a piece of The Heel.
2:35.033
Thick Rick has put Crooked Pete out.
2:39.575
They will not want to see that again.
2:47.100
And it all goes wrong.
2:49.692
And that is The Heel finished.
2:56.367
Stripped to the shell.
3:02.783
That is a long way off the ground.
3:08.775
There is nothing left of it.
3:13.742
Up it goes.
3:18.558
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
3:22.842
One to go.
3:24.342
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
3:31.608
The Kidney will not take much more.
3:37.217
That is a long way off the ground.
3:37.617
Stubbs has it.
3:40.617
Stubbs takes it!
3:42.117
That is Wide Load taking Slapper with them.
3:50.775
And that is The Kidney finished.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 15.317 Old Gristle 15.317
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 33.258 The Lieutenant 16.525
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 52.400 Wide Load 17.675
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:10.350 Yolk 16.325
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:29.150 Slapper 18.100
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:48.600 Thick Rick 17.633
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:08.000 Wide Load 16.642
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:26.575 Stubbs 18.383
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:44.675 Slapper 16.616
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:03.583 The Lieutenant 17.800
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:22.842 Thick Rick 17.108
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:40.617 Old Gristle 17.475
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 22 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 24 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
55 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-7-10-8-11.
112.61
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
68 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-5-11-15-5.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
51 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-10-9-10-5.
17.35
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
67 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-3-4-7-4.
2.20
6
The Kidney The Beans
60 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 4-9-12-8-11.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 13-15-12-13-10.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
57 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-11-5-6.
22.70
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 16-13-16-16-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
64 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-6-8-5-13.
39.54
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
62 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-10-1-12-3.
39.70
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
58 starts, 13 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-8-5-1-3.
3.95
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
73 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-16-7-9-9.
11.34
8
Slapper The Pucks
58 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-9-12-2-6.
75.91
4
Wide Load The Pucks
66 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 4-4-7-2-7.
6.15
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 15-12-14-14-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 14-14-15-13-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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