Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 3 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Lieutenant finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.375 4 +3 21 10.5
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:25.167 +6.79 11 +9 29 11.8
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:27.550 +9.18 10 +7 44 11.6
The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat 8 +4 32 10.6
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 0 27 10.4
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +8 35 11.7
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +9 23 11.1
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -1 22 10.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -7 13 10.6
Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets 9 -1 27 11.3
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -5 17 10.7
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -11 12 10.5
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 0 18 10.2
The Heel RUNNING WET The Wet Socks 3 -11 7 10.4
Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol 12 -3 9 11.1
Yolk RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 5 10.2
2.267
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 12-4-1-3-2.
10.050
Squish is coming through.
14.717
Puck Yeah is airborne!
19.567
There is nothing left of it.
23.883
They felt that in the back row.
28.483
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 7-5-8-8-8.
33.742
They felt that in the back row.
40.050
The Unit is coming through.
45.808
The Heel is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-5-6-7-7.
50.050
Squish is losing places.
55.525
There goes a piece of Squish. Recent finishes: 15-3-4-3-7.
59.967
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 6-5-6-9-6.
1:01.467
That is The Heel taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:06.450
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:10.850
There is nothing left of it.
1:16.233
You do not see that every day.
1:22.342
It is coming apart now.
1:27.208
Crooked Pete will not be back.
1:32.508
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
1:36.675
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
1:41.067
Squish is losing bits.
1:47.550
Slapper is losing bits.
1:52.525
There goes a piece of The Unit.
1:57.542
That is a long way off the ground.
2:03.650
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
2:09.300
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:11.325
Damp Kevin has put Crawlspace out.
2:16.533
Up it goes.
2:22.483
Up it goes.
2:29.308
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:35.575
The Kidney leaves something behind.
2:38.217
Squish is out.
2:43.692
Slapper is airborne!
2:46.183
Slapper is out.
2:49.100
This is the last of it.
2:51.292
That is The Heel taking The Kidney with them.
3:00.400
Stubbs is airborne!
3:07.017
Extraordinary scenes.
3:12.358
Look at the state of it.
3:15.375
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:17.867
It is coming apart now.
3:19.367
It is Damp Kevin!
3:27.400
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 26.508 Squish 26.508
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 54.767 The Unit 26.300
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 1:22.075 The Kidney 26.333
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 1:52.675 The Lieutenant 27.100
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:21.408 Slapper 27.642
Smooth Descent Clay The Kidney 2:49.100 The Kidney 26.925
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:18.375 Stubbs 28.408
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 12 0/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 13 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 16 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
68 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-5-11-15-5.
146.29
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
56 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-7-7-10-8.
110.91
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
52 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-3-10-9-10.
11.39
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
67 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-3-4-7-4.
1.78
6
The Kidney The Beans
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 16-4-9-12-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-12-15-16-11.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-5-2-3-9.
38.20
1
The Unit Basement Heat
58 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-7-11-5.
16.15
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
64 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 12-6-8-5-13.
26.80
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
63 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-5-10-1-12.
60.10
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
59 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-1-8-5-1.
4.66
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
74 starts, 19 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-2-16-7-9.
10.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 11-9-15-13-13.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
58 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-9-12-2-6.
77.46
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 15-12-14-14-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 9-14-14-15-13.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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