Derby · Season 3 · Round 43
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:02.850 | — | 12 | +11 | 40 | 13.0 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:09.375 | +6.53 | 9 | +7 | 40 | 13.0 |
| 3 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:16.633 | +13.78 | 8 | +5 | 38 | 11.6 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:18.258 | +15.41 | 3 | -1 | 12 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:18.633 | +15.78 | 2 | -3 | 15 | 10.9 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.683 | +15.83 | 4 | -2 | 17 | 11.4 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:19.675 | +16.83 | 1 | -6 | 11 | 11.1 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +3 | 37 | 12.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 27 | 11.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 23 | 11.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +3 | 21 | 12.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 23 | 13.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -3 | 21 | 12.0 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 21 | 12.0 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 11.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 11.5 |
2.308
Tender Greg is airborne!
7.283
That is a long way off the ground.
13.050
A new leader — Radiator. Career record: 1 wins from 109, average finish 7.2.
18.800
That has come off.
23.967
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-3-4.
30.467
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-1-3.
38.042
Stripped to the shell.
42.067
Tender Greg is out.
47.025
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-15-3-4-3.
48.525
Radiator will not be back.
54.842
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-8-5.
1:00.050
Look at Damp Kevin go.
1:06.467
And that is Squish finished.
1:10.767
Gravy is losing bits.
1:16.208
Slapper will not take much more.
1:20.692
Honey Mustard is in trouble.
1:22.192
Honey Mustard will not be back.
1:27.308
Oh, that is a big one.
1:29.833
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:34.442
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:38.900
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
1:43.450
There is nothing protecting The Kidney now.
1:48.475
You do not see that every day.
1:58.100
Up it goes.
2:02.692
Sweaty Gerald will not take much more.
2:08.708
That is a long way off the ground.
2:10.208
Sweaty Gerald is out.
2:13.083
The Heel has put The Kidney out.
2:20.525
Gravy leaves something behind.
2:24.833
Gravy is in trouble.
2:29.392
Stripped to the shell.
2:33.825
Puck Yeah is in trouble.
2:38.000
Gravy is out.
2:39.958
Puck Yeah is out.
2:47.067
This is the last of it.
2:53.592
They felt that in the back row.
2:59.533
That is a long way off the ground.
2:59.850
Old Gristle has it.
3:02.850
Old Gristle takes it!
3:11.642
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
3:19.292
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Radiator | 14.300 | Radiator 14.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 28.533 | Puck Yeah 12.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 45.050 | The Unit 15.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:01.117 | Stubbs 14.242 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:15.875 | Slapper 11.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:29.392 | Slapper 12.634 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:45.958 | The Kidney 15.116 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:03.392 | Old Gristle 14.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:17.150 | Old Gristle 13.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:33.417 | Stubbs 14.791 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:47.067 | Old Gristle 13.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 3:02.850 | Stubbs 12.858 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 19 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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