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Derby · Season 3 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Wide Load wins at Kidney Flats

Wide Load took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:26.025 — 14 +13 20 12.5
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.742 +6.72 12 +10 26 11.3
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:33.508 +7.48 9 +6 37 12.1
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:33.617 +7.59 1 -3 3 10.4
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:33.867 +7.84 2 -3 5 10.4
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:34.067 +8.04 3 -3 8 10.4
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:34.300 +8.28 4 -3 3 10.8
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:34.833 +8.81 10 +2 33 11.8
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.033 +9.01 11 +2 37 11.7
10 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:35.067 +9.04 13 +3 25 11.3
11 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:36.742 +10.72 16 +5 21 11.2
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.892 +18.87 7 -5 11 10.8
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:47.433 +21.41 8 -5 11 10.2
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:47.975 +21.95 6 -8 9 10.1
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:49.275 +23.25 5 -10 10 10.7
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 11.0
3.400
A new leader — Squish.
10.050
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-11-2.
19.150
Old Gristle takes the lead.
27.375
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-1-2-1-3.
32.033
There goes a piece of Yolk.
40.050
They felt that in the back row.
47.600
Stubbs goes to the front.
53.058
Stubbs leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-3-1-1-14.
58.083
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 5-6-6-13-3.
1:03.350
And it all goes wrong.
1:10.050
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 9-2-14-4-1.
1:14.317
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:19.050
That has come off.
1:23.408
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:29.558
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:35.108
Absolute carnage.
1:40.050
Honey Mustard is on the move.
1:45.000
That has come off.
1:48.250
Slapper has put Yolk out.
1:54.550
A new leader — Wide Load.
2:00.050
Old Gristle is on the move.
2:04.800
A new leader — Stubbs.
2:10.050
Extraordinary scenes.
2:16.050
That is a long way off the ground.
2:20.833
They felt that in the back row.
2:26.725
They felt that in the back row.
2:31.792
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:40.050
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:44.758
That is a long way off the ground.
2:49.725
They felt that in the back row.
2:54.992
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
2:59.192
This is the last of it.
3:07.433
Up it goes.
3:18.150
Slapper is airborne!
3:23.017
They felt that in the back row.
3:23.025
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:26.025
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:41.992
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 25.442 Old Gristle 25.442
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 52.050 Stubbs 24.042
The Hairpin Clay Stubbs 1:17.550 Yolk 24.275
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:44.200 Squish 25.666
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:10.492 The Lieutenant 25.075
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:37.083 Old Gristle 24.608
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:59.192 Wide Load 21.125
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:26.025 Honey Mustard 25.916
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 11 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 27 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
62 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-8-1-2-9.
6.33
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
59 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-4-4-15-7.
91.68
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
70 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-2-3-4-3.
2.77
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
69 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 6-4-3-1-8.
5.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 8-12-15-16-11.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-13-16-13-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-11-12-5-2.
153.64
1
The Unit Basement Heat
60 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-13-7-6-7.
56.71
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
66 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 2-9-6-12-5.
42.43
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
61 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-14-11-2-2.
40.44
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
76 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-7-2-2-16.
6.33
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
61 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 16-7-1-1-8.
9.88
8
Slapper The Pucks
60 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-10-8-9-12.
101.09
4
Wide Load The Pucks
66 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 4-4-7-2-7.
10.41
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-15-12-14-14.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 7-12-9-14-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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