Paper Mogul Sports
Sign in Join
Derby · Season 3 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
FULL TIME Fairness
Loading the recording

Bringing up the cameras…

auto
Report

Old Gristle wins at Kidney Flats

Old Gristle took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:24.192 — 11 +10 29 12.0
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:27.592 +3.40 3 +1 1 10.8
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:28.617 +4.43 2 -1 2 11.0
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:28.983 +4.79 4 0 2 10.4
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.800 +5.61 12 +7 25 11.9
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:30.617 +6.43 1 -5 2 10.6
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:38.450 +14.26 13 +6 28 11.6
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:38.742 +14.55 10 +2 25 11.5
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:38.917 +14.73 9 0 36 11.3
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.200 +15.01 15 +5 21 11.6
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:44.542 +20.35 6 -5 13 10.6
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:45.850 +21.66 5 -7 8 10.4
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:47.608 +23.42 7 -6 8 10.6
14 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:48.608 +24.42 8 -6 8 10.9
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 23 12.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.1
3.600
A new leader — Puck Yeah. Career record: 46 wins from 89, average finish 3.0.
8.258
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-6-7-4-5.
16.100
Gravy takes the lead. Career record: 20 wins from 77, average finish 4.0.
21.050
Old Gristle takes the lead. Career record: 22 wins from 85, average finish 3.8.
27.383
Old Gristle is airborne!
32.825
Squish is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-5-8-7-3.
40.050
Tender Greg is losing places.
46.758
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
51.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
56.858
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:01.408
The Kidney is airborne!
1:10.050
Look at Stubbs go.
1:17.667
You do not see that every day.
1:22.117
You do not see that every day.
1:26.842
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:36.400
Gravy is losing bits.
1:44.667
That is a long way off the ground.
1:49.750
Up it goes.
1:54.175
Oh, that is a big one.
2:05.758
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:10.000
Up it goes.
2:14.300
Gravy is losing bits.
2:19.833
Look at the state of it.
2:21.333
That is Slapper taking Tender Greg with them.
2:31.242
Radiator is losing bits.
2:40.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:44.392
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
2:50.592
There goes a piece of Radiator.
2:56.192
There goes a piece of Slapper.
3:00.483
Last lap.
3:05.400
Gravy is airborne!
3:10.050
Oh, that is a big one.
3:14.858
Slapper is airborne!
3:21.192
Old Gristle has it.
3:24.192
It is Old Gristle!
3:33.267
There goes a piece of Slapper.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 23.458 Old Gristle 23.458
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 49.550 Floppy Joe 25.567
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 1:15.317 Stubbs 24.858
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:41.733 Damp Kevin 25.541
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:08.542 The Heel 25.125
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:34.950 Stubbs 25.166
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:00.483 Lil Nugget 25.316
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:24.192 Old Gristle 23.709
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 22 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.3. Last five: 5-8-11-2-3.
7.01
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 3-9-8-3-4.
24.78
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-2-3-5-7.
2.21
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-2-5-4-7.
7.61
6
The Kidney The Beans
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 8-12-14-16-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-13-3-8-11.
41.00
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-10-13-7-15.
89.70
4
Radiator Basement Heat
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-15-9-13-14.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
51 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-2-7-6-12.
63.45
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-9-14-6-9.
61.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
52 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 10-1-9-4-1.
3.89
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-4-6-9-15.
39.89
8
Slapper The Pucks
43 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-11-1-16-10.
56.13
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 15-11-14-15-10.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 7-16-11-10-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

On the record

0 calls

Nobody has committed to anything yet.