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Derby · Season 3 · Round 6

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win

Floppy Joe took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Damp Kevin finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:17.783 — 1 0 11 10.8
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.142 +0.36 4 +2 8 10.6
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:20.367 +2.58 3 0 12 10.8
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:21.317 +3.53 2 -2 11 10.3
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:27.833 +10.05 12 +7 30 12.3
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:30.608 +12.83 10 +4 42 12.7
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:32.408 +14.63 9 +2 47 11.4
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:33.650 +15.87 14 +6 37 12.4
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:35.317 +17.53 8 -1 26 10.6
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -4 22 10.7
— Gravy FELL LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 0 34 18.6
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 23 11.6
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 15 10.5
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 12 10.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 15 11.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 11.1
3.233
Absolute carnage.
7.475
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-6-7-4-4.
11.692
Extraordinary scenes.
18.458
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 7-1-2-1-2.
24.150
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-7-16-6-3.
30.050
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 7-1-2-1-2.
40.050
Wide Load is going backwards.
44.767
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 11-2-13-8-8.
47.725
Tender Greg is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
52.750
A new leader — Gravy.
57.458
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:06.250
That has come off.
1:10.475
They felt that in the back row.
1:16.192
There is nothing left of it.
1:19.258
Puck Yeah is out, and Long John did it.
1:26.475
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:31.400
Oh, that is a big one.
1:35.633
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:40.050
Stubbs is coming through.
1:49.575
That was always going to happen.
1:57.833
Up it goes.
2:04.242
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:10.050
Look at The Lieutenant go.
2:14.800
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:16.300
That is Lil Nugget taking Radiator with them.
2:21.942
There is nothing left of it.
2:32.117
Stripped to the shell.
2:42.875
That is a long way off the ground.
2:45.692
Squish will not be back.
2:47.192
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:51.725
That is a long way off the ground.
2:56.583
And that is The Kidney finished.
2:58.083
One to go.
3:09.158
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:14.758
Up it goes.
3:14.783
Floppy Joe has it.
3:16.283
You do not see that every day.
3:17.783
It is Floppy Joe!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 21.100 The Lieutenant 21.100
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 44.158 Gravy 21.791
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:06.450 Long John 21.608
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:28.425 The Heel 21.166
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:50.758 Stubbs 18.733
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:12.550 The Lieutenant 20.125
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:34.908 Floppy Joe 21.417
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:56.650 Floppy Joe 21.391
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 3:17.783 Floppy Joe 20.075
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 23 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 3-9-8-3-4.
27.92
7
Long John The Noodles
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.3. Last five: 5-8-11-2-3.
7.63
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-2-5-4-7.
7.00
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-2-3-5-7.
2.33
5
Refried Ron The Beans
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-16-13-15-13.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 8-12-14-16-7.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-15-9-13-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
39 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-10-14-5.
22.66
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
51 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-2-7-6-12.
90.75
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
45 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-9-14-6-9.
113.18
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-4-6-9-15.
103.73
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
42 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-1-4-1-4.
5.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 15-11-14-15-10.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
47 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 9-6-2-1-7.
7.60
2
Squish The Soft Boys
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 7-16-11-10-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-10.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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