Derby · Season 3 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:22.300 | — | 12 | +11 | 50 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:30.333 | +8.03 | 14 | +12 | 43 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:32.817 | +10.52 | 11 | +8 | 44 | 12.1 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:46.458 | +24.16 | 3 | -1 | 53 | 10.7 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:55.192 | +32.89 | 7 | +2 | 78 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:58.542 | +36.24 | 5 | -1 | 72 | 10.4 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +3 | 50 | 11.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 54 | 11.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +4 | 20 | 12.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 13 | 10.8 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 16 | 10.9 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -8 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 11 | 10.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -13 | 13 | 9.8 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 13 | 9.8 |
1.867
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 5-14-3-5-13.
6.100
Gravy takes the lead.
10.742
Extraordinary scenes.
15.075
That has come off.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go.
24.425
The Heel leaves something behind.
28.825
There is nothing protecting The Heel now.
30.325
That is Squish taking Radiator with them. Recent finishes: 5-14-3-5-13.
36.200
Tender Greg is out, and Puck Yeah did it.
40.467
That is The Unit taking Floppy Joe with them.
42.125
Wrecked, and out of the race.
47.000
A new leader — Gravy.
50.158
The Heel is out.
54.392
It is coming apart now.
1:00.433
Extraordinary scenes.
1:04.817
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-2-5-8-7.
1:11.433
Up it goes.
1:15.158
And that is Squish finished. Recent finishes: 7-2-5-8-7.
1:19.250
Crooked Pete is out.
1:23.533
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:28.633
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:40.700
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
1:47.517
Up it goes.
1:51.783
Up it goes.
1:53.283
Puck Yeah is out, and Old Gristle did it.
1:58.542
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
2:02.758
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 5-1-3-14-5.
2:08.817
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:13.033
Up it goes.
2:19.333
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:23.800
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:30.000
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
2:35.800
Wide Load is airborne!
2:43.558
That was always going to happen.
2:53.633
That is a long way off the ground.
2:59.750
This is the last of it.
3:06.108
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
3:11.642
Thick Rick will not be back.
3:17.508
That has come off.
3:19.300
Here comes Gravy.
3:22.100
Stripped to the shell.
3:23.600
Gravy wins the derby.
3:29.150
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 21.083 | Old Gristle 21.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 45.800 | Gravy 21.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:09.658 | Puck Yeah 22.817 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:32.500 | Gravy 21.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:54.775 | Wide Load 18.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:18.633 | Old Gristle 21.834 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:37.725 | Gravy 19.092 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:59.750 | Gravy 22.025 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:22.300 | Gravy 22.550 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 15 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-10.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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