Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 3 · Round 9

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.117 12 +11 15 10.9
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:00.392 +6.28 13 +11 22 11.1
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:04.875 +10.76 11 +8 16 10.6
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:13.033 +18.92 9 +5 30 10.8
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:16.342 +22.23 10 +5 32 11.0
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:27.983 +33.87 4 -2 12 9.3
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:29.417 +35.30 8 +1 21 10.0
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:31.392 +37.28 3 -5 12 9.5
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:31.508 +37.39 6 -3 22 9.9
Crooked Pete RUNNING NOO The Noodles 1 -9 10 9.3
Floppy Joe RUNNING NOO The Noodles 2 -9 12 9.4
The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat 7 -5 18 9.6
Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans 5 -8 19 10.3
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 18 10.3
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 -1 18 11.1
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 10.2
3.000
Old Gristle is airborne!
7.808
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 7-11-2-13-8.
16.000
A new leader — Slapper.
21.200
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 11-6-10-6-8.
26.000
Slapper takes the lead.
31.100
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
35.908
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-11-2-13-8.
40.300
A new leader — Wide Load. Career record: 31 wins from 84, average finish 4.0.
46.158
Wide Load is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-2-7-1-2.
50.875
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:00.167
You do not see that every day.
1:04.733
The Kidney is losing bits.
1:11.117
Thick Rick is losing bits.
1:15.383
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:19.692
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:24.967
Up it goes.
1:30.150
Thick Rick is losing bits.
1:35.225
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:42.308
That is real damage.
1:48.533
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:50.092
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:55.908
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:00.283
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:04.783
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:09.058
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
2:13.367
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:18.450
Old Gristle takes the lead.
2:23.308
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:27.917
Look at the state of it.
2:32.158
That was always going to happen.
2:36.517
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:38.017
One to go.
2:42.742
Oh, that is a big one.
2:47.942
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:51.117
Old Gristle has it.
2:51.233
Squish will not be back.
2:54.117
Old Gristle wins the derby.
2:58.425
That was always going to happen.
3:03.275
That was always going to happen.
3:08.250
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
3:15.633
The Kidney is in trouble.
3:20.467
That has come off.
3:26.025
That is real damage.
3:32.350
Stripped to the shell.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 19.250 Slapper 19.250
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 36.975 Wide Load 17.425
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 53.442 Old Gristle 15.159
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 1:11.875 Gravy 17.183
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:28.558 Wide Load 15.459
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:46.458 Slapper 17.900
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:01.208 Slapper 14.750
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 2:20.750 Old Gristle 15.183
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 2:37.900 Old Gristle 17.150
Smooth Descent Slick Old Gristle 2:54.117 Old Gristle 16.217
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
50 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-12-6-15-11.
219.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
36 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-3-9-8-3.
52.58
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-2-5-4-7.
12.35
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
51 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-5-2-3-5.
3.37
22
Butter Bean The Beans
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-2-13-3-8.
61.52
6
The Kidney The Beans
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 9-8-12-14-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
39 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-10-14-5.
23.27
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
53 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-4-10-13-7.
81.23
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-16-2-7-6.
60.57
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
50 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-3-5-12-4.
17.20
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
50 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-4-6-9-15.
51.23
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
53 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 5-10-1-9-4.
5.18
4
Wide Load The Pucks
48 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-9-6-2-1.
2.82
8
Slapper The Pucks
43 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-11-1-16-10.
48.20
2
Squish The Soft Boys
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 14-7-16-11-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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