Derby · Season 3 · Round 9
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:54.117 | — | 12 | +11 | 15 | 10.9 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:00.392 | +6.28 | 13 | +11 | 22 | 11.1 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:04.875 | +10.76 | 11 | +8 | 16 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:13.033 | +18.92 | 9 | +5 | 30 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:16.342 | +22.23 | 10 | +5 | 32 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:27.983 | +33.87 | 4 | -2 | 12 | 9.3 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:29.417 | +35.30 | 8 | +1 | 21 | 10.0 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:31.392 | +37.28 | 3 | -5 | 12 | 9.5 |
| 9 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:31.508 | +37.39 | 6 | -3 | 22 | 9.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 10 | 9.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 12 | 9.4 |
| — | The Unit RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -5 | 18 | 9.6 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 19 | 10.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 18 | 10.3 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 18 | 11.1 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 10.2 |
3.000
Old Gristle is airborne!
7.808
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 7-11-2-13-8.
16.000
A new leader — Slapper.
21.200
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 11-6-10-6-8.
26.000
Slapper takes the lead.
31.100
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
35.908
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-11-2-13-8.
40.300
A new leader — Wide Load. Career record: 31 wins from 84, average finish 4.0.
46.158
Wide Load is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-2-7-1-2.
50.875
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:00.167
You do not see that every day.
1:04.733
The Kidney is losing bits.
1:11.117
Thick Rick is losing bits.
1:15.383
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:19.692
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:24.967
Up it goes.
1:30.150
Thick Rick is losing bits.
1:35.225
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:42.308
That is real damage.
1:48.533
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:50.092
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:55.908
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:00.283
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:04.783
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:09.058
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
2:13.367
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:18.450
Old Gristle takes the lead.
2:23.308
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:27.917
Look at the state of it.
2:32.158
That was always going to happen.
2:36.517
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:38.017
One to go.
2:42.742
Oh, that is a big one.
2:47.942
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:51.117
Old Gristle has it.
2:51.233
Squish will not be back.
2:54.117
Old Gristle wins the derby.
2:58.425
That was always going to happen.
3:03.275
That was always going to happen.
3:08.250
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
3:15.633
The Kidney is in trouble.
3:20.467
That has come off.
3:26.025
That is real damage.
3:32.350
Stripped to the shell.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 19.250 | Slapper 19.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 36.975 | Wide Load 17.425 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 53.442 | Old Gristle 15.159 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:11.875 | Gravy 17.183 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:28.558 | Wide Load 15.459 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:46.458 | Slapper 17.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:01.208 | Slapper 14.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 2:20.750 | Old Gristle 15.183 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 2:37.900 | Old Gristle 17.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 2:54.117 | Old Gristle 16.217 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 14 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-15-16-16-10.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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