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Floor · Season 2 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Slapper wins at The Patio

Slapper took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 13 +12 0 0.8
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 14 +12 0 2.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 53.292 — 9 +6 18 10.5
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 51.025 — 2 -2 0 11.3
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 50.175 — 5 0 1 11.8
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 48.742 — 10 +4 16 12.2
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 45.642 — 15 +8 0 13.9
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 43.908 — 4 -4 5 14.7
9 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 43.083 — 16 +7 12 15.2
10 Long John NOO The Noodles 37.242 — 1 -9 9 17.4
11 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 34.600 — 3 -8 11 16.9
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 32.833 — 6 -6 6 19.2
13 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 30.508 — 11 -2 6 18.8
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 29.800 — 8 -6 5 18.2
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 29.383 — 7 -8 7 19.2
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 13.775 — 12 -4 6 17.8
0.000
Here we go.
5.775
That is as close as it gets.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
10.550
Nowhere left for Chunk to go.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
13.775
That is Chunk finished.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.300
Pilot Light is in trouble here.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.700
In goes Radiator. Recent finishes: 8-7-8-12-8.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
32.100
In goes Pilot Light.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.500
Old Gristle goes in. Recent finishes: 14-2-2-4-1.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.900
Butter Bean goes in. Recent finishes: 4-8-5-7-8.
35.242
That is the sport, right there.
36.300
Tube Sock goes in.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
Less of it every time you look.
37.700
In goes Long John.
38.383
You do not see that every day.
39.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.408
Well, that was always going to happen.
41.408
They will not want to see that again.
42.392
No idea what happened there.
43.083
That is Tender Greg finished. Recent finishes: 6-3-7-4-15.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
44.483
That is The Heel finished. Recent finishes: 5-5-5-7-6.
45.275
And it all goes wrong.
45.883
That is Squish finished.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
48.058
Another panel gone.
48.742
Lil Nugget is gone.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.867
Less of it every time you look.
50.175
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
50.750
Less of it every time you look.
51.575
That is Big Randy finished.
51.625
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.292
Thick Rick is gone.
53.358
Another panel gone.
54.208
No idea what happened there.
54.692
Down to the last two.
1:08.208
Slapper takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 19 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 29 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-4-9-2-5.
9.96
1
Big Randy The Noodles
28 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-4-10-15-9.
7.08
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-1-8-15-14.
14.69
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-12-6-15-14.
23.06
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
29 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-16-10-12-11.
16.72
22
Butter Bean The Beans
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-13-16-10-3.
10.52
4
Radiator Basement Heat
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-9-4-10-7.
8.57
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.5. Last five: 16-14-16-3-13.
60.82
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
28 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-11-5-9-3.
7.72
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-7-6-6-15.
11.25
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 13-13-16-13-11.
40.09
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.5. Last five: 8-13-16-14-16.
34.56
8
Slapper The Pucks
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 16-16-13-1-7.
42.65
4
Wide Load The Pucks
33 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 15-4-8-7-1.
12.22
2
Squish The Soft Boys
31 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-11-10-1-5.
15.80
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
28 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-15-9-3-4.
17.22

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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