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Floor · Season 2 · Round 25

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Thick Rick wins at The Mezzanine

Thick Rick took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Coaster finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 58.600 — 10 +9 4 4.1
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 56.592 — 13 +11 0 9.7
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 55.625 — 11 +8 3 10.3
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 43.433 — 8 +4 2 16.2
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 43.317 — 3 -2 0 15.7
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 37.417 — 9 +3 1 18.0
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 36.625 — 6 -1 1 17.5
8 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 31.925 — 14 +6 2 18.2
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 31.008 — 1 -8 0 16.1
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 27.475 — 12 +2 3 19.2
11 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 20.958 — 15 +4 6 18.7
12 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 20.483 — 5 -7 7 17.5
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 20.292 — 7 -6 1 18.0
14 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 15.633 — 2 -12 5 17.9
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 14.242 — 4 -11 0 17.3
16 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 10.675 — 16 0 2 18.5
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 5-2-4-2-2.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.917
Yolk is right on the edge.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.675
Yolk goes in.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
14.242
The Heel is gone. Recent finishes: 7-9-7-6-4.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
15.642
Floppy Joe is gone.
16.708
Another panel gone.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.292
That is Crawlspace finished.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.692
Refried Ron is gone.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.092
That is Custard finished.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.475
Old Gristle goes in.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
31.008
In goes Big Randy.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.408
That is Puck Yeah finished.
32.450
Less of it every time you look.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.608
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 11-5-5-4-5.
35.983
There goes another one.
37.008
In goes The Kidney. Recent finishes: 11-5-5-4-5.
37.125
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
38.250
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
38.408
That is Stubbs finished.
39.367
Oh dear.
40.467
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
41.558
There goes another one.
42.633
Less of it every time you look.
43.317
In goes Second Sock. Recent finishes: 10-7-7-7-11.
43.692
Less of it every time you look.
44.717
That is Pilot Light finished.
44.742
Less of it every time you look.
45.775
Less of it every time you look.
46.800
There goes another one.
47.808
Another panel gone.
48.808
And it all goes wrong.
49.792
The floor is getting smaller.
50.775
Less of it every time you look.
51.733
The floor is getting smaller.
52.692
No idea what happened there.
53.642
There goes another one.
54.575
There goes another one.
55.500
The floor is getting smaller.
55.625
Chunk goes in.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.025
Two left.
57.317
Another panel gone.
58.425
That is The Coaster finished.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Second Sock 37.125 Second Sock 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Thick Rick 53.642 Thick Rick 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
34 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-2-10-3-3.
5.37
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-2-6-15-12.
10.33
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-6-3-7-10.
23.11
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-2-13-12-12.
18.66
5
Refried Ron The Beans
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-4-7-2-14.
16.94
6
The Kidney The Beans
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.4. Last five: 4-11-16-11-14.
52.17
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-13-9-11-2.
33.02
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
34 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 14-13-5-12-14.
69.70
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-6-7-9-11.
17.54
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
35 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 11-3-15-14-14.
18.90
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.3. Last five: 16-4-3-5-13.
33.73
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 5-13-4-13-4.
28.78
3
The Coaster The Pucks
35 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-7-13-11-6.
17.57
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-6-11-2-5.
9.18
21
Custard The Soft Boys
27 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 1-1-1-15-11.
4.10
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
34 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-6-13-6-15.
18.78

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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