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Floor · Season 2 · Round 32

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Squish wins at The Patio

Squish took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Crooked Pete finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1:08.208 — 15 +14 0 2.7
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 2 0 0 2.2
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 54.567 — 16 +13 16 9.8
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 53.308 — 14 +10 17 10.5
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 48.525 — 8 +3 16 12.6
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 45.642 — 1 -5 0 13.8
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 44.883 — 5 -2 0 14.3
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 43.908 — 4 -4 5 14.7
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 41.375 — 13 +4 5 15.0
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 37.250 — 12 +2 8 17.5
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 31.883 — 9 -2 4 19.2
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 30.500 — 6 -6 6 18.7
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 29.383 — 7 -6 7 19.2
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 28.117 — 3 -11 11 18.4
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 24.375 — 11 -4 9 19.3
16 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 15.833 — 10 -6 6 19.0
0.000
The floor is live.
5.200
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 8-6-5-6-9.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
8.758
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 8-6-5-6-9.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
15.833
Lil Nugget is gone.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.483
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-2-6.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.883
That is Old Gristle finished.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.117
Damp Kevin goes in.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.517
The Unit is gone. Recent finishes: 8-7-6-12-6.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
30.917
The Kidney is gone. Recent finishes: 4-10-8-16-8.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.317
In goes Honey Mustard.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.250
The Lieutenant is gone.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
40.608
No idea what happened there.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.008
In goes Slapper.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
43.908
Tube Sock goes in.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
45.308
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
46.208
Extraordinary scenes.
46.708
Floppy Joe is gone.
47.142
There goes another one.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.525
That is Crawlspace finished.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.867
Another panel gone.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
52.300
How is that still up there?
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.358
They will not want to see that again.
53.700
In goes Wide Load.
54.208
Less of it every time you look.
55.100
Tender Greg is gone.
56.500
Down to the last two.
1:08.208
Squish takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 22 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 25 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-12-7-2-6.
17.66
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
31 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 2-16-11-13-14.
26.15
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-11-3-5-11.
14.10
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-3-6-15-15.
15.08
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
37 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-5-14-4-10.
18.11
6
The Kidney The Beans
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 5-14-11-5-4.
30.68
1
The Unit Basement Heat
32 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-1-9-6-7.
10.58
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-13-9-11-2.
17.83
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
36 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-2-4-16-7.
16.14
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
28 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-16-15-6-9.
17.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 1-4-6-5-13.
6.62
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
37 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-3-1-11-1.
6.74
8
Slapper The Pucks
34 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 13-2-8-14-15.
22.61
4
Wide Load The Pucks
43 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-5-12-2-10.
14.96
2
Squish The Soft Boys
40 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-10-5-5-6.
15.76
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-13-7-9-9.
12.82

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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