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The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Floppy Joe wins at The Mezzanine

Floppy Joe took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Slapper finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 58.600 — 1 0 0 2.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 56.592 — 13 +11 0 9.7
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 55.617 — 14 +11 3 10.2
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 53.267 — 10 +6 9 11.4
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 46.617 — 15 +10 3 14.2
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 37.417 — 9 +3 1 18.0
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 37.242 — 7 0 1 16.5
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 32.050 — 8 0 1 18.3
9 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 31.892 — 2 -7 1 18.2
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 28.150 — 11 +1 2 18.3
11 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 24.067 — 4 -7 1 19.9
12 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 21.542 — 6 -6 2 18.7
13 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 20.525 — 3 -10 1 18.7
14 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 20.217 — 16 +2 1 18.4
15 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 18.533 — 12 -3 6 18.0
16 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 11.725 — 5 -11 3 19.4
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
8.050
Sweaty Gerald is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-8-5.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
11.725
Sweaty Gerald goes in. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-8-5.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
15.258
There goes another one.
16.708
There goes another one.
17.100
That is as close as it gets.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
18.533
In goes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 1-3-11-2-2.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.217
Tender Greg is gone.
20.917
Another panel gone.
21.617
Damp Kevin is gone.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.017
In goes Refried Ron.
23.617
There goes another one.
24.417
That is The Heel finished.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
28.150
In goes Old Gristle.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
31.875
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 4-8-7-6-12.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.275
Crooked Pete goes in.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
34.675
The Unit goes in.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
37.242
That is Crawlspace finished. Recent finishes: 8-6-5-6-9.
38.250
The floor is getting smaller.
38.642
That is Lil Nugget finished.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
40.467
There goes another one.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.692
There goes another one.
44.742
Extraordinary scenes.
45.775
There goes another one.
45.900
That is as close as it gets.
46.800
Less of it every time you look.
47.300
That is Squish finished.
47.808
The floor is getting smaller.
48.808
Less of it every time you look.
49.792
And it all goes wrong.
50.775
There goes another one.
51.733
Another panel gone.
52.692
Another panel gone.
53.267
That is Stubbs finished.
53.642
Less of it every time you look.
54.575
Less of it every time you look.
55.500
Another panel gone.
55.617
In goes Wide Load.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.017
Two left.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
58.417
Slapper goes in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 53.642 Floppy Joe 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 25 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
36 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-15-12-7-2.
21.75
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
31 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 2-16-11-13-14.
26.07
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-11-3-5-11.
14.92
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-15-9-2-8.
20.36
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
37 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-5-14-4-10.
15.78
5
Refried Ron The Beans
40 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 12-10-16-13-8.
33.10
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-11-13-9-11.
29.16
1
The Unit Basement Heat
32 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-1-9-6-7.
10.82
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
28 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-16-15-6-9.
15.63
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
40 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 6-4-9-10-14.
12.49
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
36 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-1-4-6-5.
10.06
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
37 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-3-1-11-1.
5.63
8
Slapper The Pucks
34 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 13-2-8-14-15.
17.21
4
Wide Load The Pucks
43 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-5-12-2-10.
13.82
2
Squish The Soft Boys
40 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-10-5-5-6.
11.80
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-13-7-9-9.
12.05

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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