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· Season 2 · Round 35

Floor Seven — Team Pack Race

Floor Seven · Floor Seven · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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The Lieutenant wins at Floor Seven

The Lieutenant took Floor Seven — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 45.867 — 11 +10 0 2.1
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 43.858 — 3 +1 0 13.0
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 41.533 — 7 +4 1 15.5
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 41.292 — 10 +6 1 14.5
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 40.442 — 5 0 11 15.1
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 36.825 — 8 +2 14 16.0
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 36.767 — 4 -3 10 18.1
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 34.983 — 2 -6 0 17.8
9 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 33.650 — 1 -8 9 18.0
10 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 26.000 — 15 +5 9 17.6
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 13.625 — 13 +2 5 19.2
12 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 13.058 — 16 +4 5 18.4
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 13.033 — 6 -7 5 19.4
14 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 11.117 — 9 -5 2 19.5
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 11.083 — 12 -3 2 19.6
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 10.692 — 14 -2 4 19.2
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 16-1-1-3-11.
5.500
Look at the state of it.
6.925
Extraordinary scenes.
7.733
Old Gristle is in trouble here.
8.333
Less of it every time you look.
9.708
The floor is getting smaller.
10.692
Slapper goes in.
11.058
Less of it every time you look.
12.092
That is Old Gristle finished.
12.392
Extraordinary scenes.
13.492
Stubbs is gone.
13.700
There goes another one.
14.892
The Kidney goes in. Recent finishes: 10-7-4-10-8.
14.983
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
16.250
Less of it every time you look.
16.292
Tender Greg is gone.
17.492
It is chaos out there.
17.692
Wide Load goes in. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-4-1.
18.717
There goes another one.
19.917
The floor is getting smaller.
21.108
Less of it every time you look.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.425
There goes another one.
24.558
Another panel gone.
25.675
Another panel gone.
26.000
In goes Yolk. Recent finishes: 5-6-6-13-3.
26.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
27.858
The floor is getting smaller.
28.925
Another panel gone.
29.983
The floor is getting smaller.
31.025
There goes another one.
31.333
It is climbing now. Recent finishes: 15-12-7-7-5.
32.050
There goes another one.
33.067
There goes another one.
33.650
Floppy Joe is gone.
34.067
There goes another one.
35.050
Long John goes in.
35.058
There goes another one.
36.033
There goes another one.
36.767
In goes The Heel.
36.992
Another panel gone.
37.942
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
38.167
The Unit goes in.
38.883
There goes another one.
39.808
There goes another one.
40.442
Refried Ron goes in.
40.725
Less of it every time you look.
41.633
They will not want to see that again.
41.842
In goes Lil Nugget.
42.525
Less of it every time you look.
43.242
Radiator goes in.
43.417
There goes another one.
44.292
And it all goes wrong.
44.642
One panel each.
45.158
There goes another one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 22 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-14-15-12-7.
10.80
7
Long John The Noodles
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 2-13-10-12-16.
19.74
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-10-11-3-5.
20.08
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-8-15-15-9.
29.00
5
Refried Ron The Beans
42 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 9-11-12-10-16.
34.03
6
The Kidney The Beans
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 15-7-5-14-11.
29.84
4
Radiator Basement Heat
35 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-13-1-3-15.
8.23
1
The Unit Basement Heat
34 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 13-4-5-1-9.
15.72
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
42 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 4-14-6-4-9.
20.64
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-6-16-15-6.
17.37
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
38 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-11-3-1-11.
8.96
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
38 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-3-10-1-4.
4.78
4
Wide Load The Pucks
43 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-5-12-2-10.
11.86
8
Slapper The Pucks
35 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 10-13-2-8-14.
26.40
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
38 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-16-6-15-8.
30.29
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
37 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-13-7-9-9.
12.12

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Concrete
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Concrete, going in whole rows from alternating ends. A wave crossing the building, and a rank of competitors sliding ahead of it.

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