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Floor · Season 2 · Round 40

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Puck Yeah wins at The Patio

Puck Yeah took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 56.567 — 14 +13 0 2.6
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 54.558 — 10 +8 13 9.8
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 52.750 — 8 +5 17 11.8
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 50.183 — 13 +9 1 11.9
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 49.000 — 3 -2 16 14.1
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 45.642 — 15 +9 0 13.9
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 43.908 — 1 -6 5 14.7
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 43.250 — 5 -3 14 15.4
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 40.775 — 4 -5 3 15.7
10 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 37.233 — 2 -8 10 17.4
11 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 34.800 — 16 +5 10 17.4
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 32.833 — 6 -6 6 19.2
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 31.025 — 7 -6 5 18.5
14 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 29.925 — 11 -3 12 16.8
15 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 24.483 — 9 -6 9 18.7
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 12.675 — 12 -4 4 18.7
0.000
And we are away.
5.425
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-14-2.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
9.342
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-2-11-2-4.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
12.675
Chunk is gone.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.417
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 3-3-4-1-2.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.817
In goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 3-3-4-1-2.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.508
Extraordinary scenes.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
30.908
In goes The Lieutenant.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
32.308
Crawlspace is gone. Recent finishes: 5-5-7-6-7.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.708
Butter Bean goes in.
34.167
Another panel gone.
35.108
That is Tender Greg finished.
35.242
That is the sport, right there.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.233
That is Floppy Joe finished.
37.350
Another panel gone.
38.383
Look at the state of it.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.775
In goes The Heel.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Another panel gone.
43.250
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
44.650
That is Long John finished.
45.275
Less of it every time you look.
46.050
Custard is gone.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
48.058
Another panel gone.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.000
Tube Sock is gone.
49.867
Extraordinary scenes.
50.400
The Coaster is gone.
50.750
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.500
There goes another one.
52.750
The Unit goes in.
53.358
Another panel gone.
54.150
One panel each.
54.208
Look at the state of it.
55.550
Stubbs goes in.
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#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.2. Last five: 10-2-13-10-12.
22.74
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-10-8-3-2.
12.92
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-4-3-6-15.
16.57
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-5-7-15-8.
26.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
39 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-7-12-5-14.
15.74
22
Butter Bean The Beans
40 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-11-1-8-4.
15.82
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-5-1-3-6.
4.99
1
The Unit Basement Heat
38 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 13-14-15-15-13.
60.47
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
39 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-11-16-12-2.
29.58
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 15-4-4-14-6.
21.90
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
42 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-14-8-16-7.
17.52
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-7-10-3-11.
25.06
3
The Coaster The Pucks
42 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-2-13-7-8.
11.30
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 16-9-14-7-12.
32.68
21
Custard The Soft Boys
34 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-11-3-7.
5.32
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
41 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-1-14-10-5.
10.65

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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