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Floor · Season 2 · Round 8

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Patio

The Lieutenant took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Puck Yeah finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 12 +11 0 0.8
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 13 +11 0 2.9
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 5 +2 0 2.9
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 53.992 — 11 +7 12 9.7
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 51.025 — 2 -3 0 11.3
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 50.167 — 1 -5 2 11.7
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 44.892 — 9 +2 0 14.3
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 40.733 — 6 -2 6 15.1
9 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 32.833 — 4 -5 6 19.2
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 32.425 — 8 -2 8 18.1
11 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 31.875 — 3 -8 4 19.2
12 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 30.500 — 10 -2 5 18.7
13 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 29.383 — 15 +2 6 19.2
14 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 28.142 — 16 +2 12 18.7
15 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 24.433 — 14 -1 9 18.7
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 13.233 — 7 -9 5 19.0
0.000
And we are away. Recent finishes: 9-5-6-5-6.
5.600
Oh dear.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.125
That is as close as it gets.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.233
That is Pilot Light finished.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
20.692
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-4-1-2-2.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.433
In goes Wide Load.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.142
Tender Greg goes in. Recent finishes: 4-16-3-13-3.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.542
That is Yolk finished. Recent finishes: 12-5-4-12-3.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
30.942
Lil Nugget goes in. Recent finishes: 2-7-2-13-2.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.342
In goes Tube Sock.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.742
Radiator is gone.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
35.142
Second Sock is gone.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
40.733
Butter Bean goes in.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
44.892
In goes Stubbs.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.167
In goes Floppy Joe.
50.750
Less of it every time you look.
51.567
That is Big Randy finished.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.500
There goes another one.
53.358
There goes another one.
53.992
That is Gravy finished.
54.208
And it all goes wrong.
1:08.208
It is The Lieutenant!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-15-3-2-9.
11.24
1
Big Randy The Noodles
24 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 9-12-3-1-9.
8.98
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 9-10-7-8-4.
18.49
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
31 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-7-15-6-16.
21.97
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
21 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-5-13-10-1.
17.69
22
Butter Bean The Beans
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-2-6-6-13.
5.57
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
20 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-16-3-9-3.
33.67
4
Radiator Basement Heat
21 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-3-10-2-7.
6.21
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
28 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.9. Last five: 9-6-16-15-8.
43.42
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
18 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 15-9-6-6-2.
24.44
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-9-3-10-11.
20.00
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
27 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-9-8-6-1.
8.80
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 11-7-11-4-10.
31.24
4
Wide Load The Pucks
27 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 2-13-4-12-12.
16.98
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-2-7-9-11.
22.41
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
23 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-3-11-9-14.
19.85

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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