· Season 5 · Round 1
The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent
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The Coaster wins at The Basement
The Coaster took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Sweaty Gerald finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:03.516 | — | 7 | +6 | 4 | 9.8 |
| 2 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:17.517 | +14.00 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 10.1 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:19.667 | +16.15 | 8 | +5 | 4 | 10.2 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:20.434 | +16.92 | 5 | +1 | 6 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:28.488 | +24.97 | 1 | -4 | 7 | 9.0 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:30.512 | +27.00 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 10.0 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:30.693 | +27.18 | 6 | -1 | 4 | 11.3 |
| 8 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:33.144 | +29.63 | 3 | -5 | 9 | 9.1 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
You do not see that every day.
12.172
That is not going to help.
16.033
Big Randy is making ground.
23.222
And it all goes wrong. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
26.989
And The Coaster takes flight.
27.422
Lil Nugget has it.
30.422
The Coaster wins it. Career record: 45 wins from 106, average finish 3.2.
34.828
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.033
Custard drops to the back.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 1.961 | The Coaster 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 4.472 | The Coaster 2.533 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 7.056 | Lil Nugget 2.445 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Lil Nugget | 9.189 | Chunk 1.867 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Lil Nugget | 10.889 | Lil Nugget 1.700 |
| Peg Field | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 13.356 | Lil Nugget 2.467 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Lil Nugget | 15.144 | Lil Nugget 1.788 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Lil Nugget | 18.050 | The Coaster 2.789 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 19.722 | The Coaster 1.611 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 22.822 | Lil Nugget 3.100 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 25.572 | The Coaster 2.100 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 26.833 | The Coaster 1.061 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | The Coaster | 29.222 | The Coaster 2.389 |
| Fabric Run | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 30.422 | Chunk 0.873 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Beans | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
102 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-6-5-6-9.
17.50
Course preview
41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.
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