· Season 5 · Round 11
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Chunk wins at Nan's Landing
Chunk took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Honey Mustard finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:43.101 | — | 10 | +9 | 13 | 9.9 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:48.310 | +5.21 | 15 | +13 | 8 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:51.073 | +7.97 | 12 | +9 | 12 | 9.2 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:52.810 | +9.71 | 11 | +7 | 13 | 10.1 |
| 5 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:54.738 | +11.64 | 16 | +11 | 11 | 9.8 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:56.361 | +13.26 | 9 | +3 | 14 | 9.6 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:57.178 | +14.08 | 5 | -2 | 12 | 8.8 |
| 8 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:00.344 | +17.24 | 14 | +6 | 10 | 9.3 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:01.850 | +18.75 | 2 | -7 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 10 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:02.450 | +19.35 | 8 | -2 | 10 | 8.8 |
| 11 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:02.811 | +19.71 | 6 | -5 | 9 | 9.2 |
| 12 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:03.256 | +20.16 | 13 | +1 | 5 | 8.5 |
| 13 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:03.989 | +20.89 | 3 | -10 | 11 | 9.9 |
| 14 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:05.461 | +22.36 | 1 | -13 | 8 | 9.5 |
| 15 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:06.411 | +23.31 | 4 | -11 | 12 | 9.4 |
| 16 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:07.801 | +24.70 | 7 | -9 | 11 | 8.9 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.033
The lead changes hands. The Lieutenant.
7.578
Right into it goes Yolk. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
14.822
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-5-8-8-6.
19.283
Big air for Puck Yeah.
22.756
Radiator is airborne.
31.444
The Coaster takes a knock.
34.194
Honey Mustard has it.
36.083
That is not going to help.
39.483
Chunk takes it.
43.694
Long John finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Damp Kevin | 1.594 | Honey Mustard 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 4.428 | The Lieutenant 2.056 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Lieutenant | 4.839 | The Lieutenant 0.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Honey Mustard | 16.861 | Honey Mustard 2.572 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 18.522 | The Coaster 1.505 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 20.261 | The Coaster 1.611 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 22.267 | Honey Mustard 2.006 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 24.178 | Honey Mustard 1.911 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 26.894 | The Lieutenant 2.150 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 29.161 | The Lieutenant 1.827 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 31.417 | The Lieutenant 2.028 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 34.383 | Honey Mustard 2.966 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 37.194 | Sweaty Gerald 1.100 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 21 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 26 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
114 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 16-1-1-3-11.
14.40
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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