Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 11

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Chunk wins at Nan's Landing

Chunk took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Honey Mustard finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.101 10 +9 13 9.9
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:48.310 +5.21 15 +13 8 10.3
3 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:51.073 +7.97 12 +9 12 9.2
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:52.810 +9.71 11 +7 13 10.1
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:54.738 +11.64 16 +11 11 9.8
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:56.361 +13.26 9 +3 14 9.6
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:57.178 +14.08 5 -2 12 8.8
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.344 +17.24 14 +6 10 9.3
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:01.850 +18.75 2 -7 10 9.2
10 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:02.450 +19.35 8 -2 10 8.8
11 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:02.811 +19.71 6 -5 9 9.2
12 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:03.256 +20.16 13 +1 5 8.5
13 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:03.989 +20.89 3 -10 11 9.9
14 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:05.461 +22.36 1 -13 8 9.5
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:06.411 +23.31 4 -11 12 9.4
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:07.801 +24.70 7 -9 11 8.9
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.033
The lead changes hands. The Lieutenant.
7.578
Right into it goes Yolk. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
14.822
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-5-8-8-6.
19.283
Big air for Puck Yeah.
22.756
Radiator is airborne.
31.444
The Coaster takes a knock.
34.194
Honey Mustard has it.
36.083
That is not going to help.
39.483
Chunk takes it.
43.694
Long John finds trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Damp Kevin 1.594 Honey Mustard 1.578
Smooth Descent Carpet Honey Mustard 4.428 The Lieutenant 2.056
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 4.839 The Lieutenant 0.833
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 16.861 Honey Mustard 2.572
The Drops Carpet Honey Mustard 18.522 The Coaster 1.505
The Spiral Soft fabric Honey Mustard 20.261 The Coaster 1.611
Laundry Chute Carpet Honey Mustard 22.267 Honey Mustard 2.006
Rotating Drum Smooth Honey Mustard 24.178 Honey Mustard 1.911
Narrow Pipe Carpet Honey Mustard 26.894 The Lieutenant 2.150
The Drops Smooth Honey Mustard 29.161 The Lieutenant 1.827
Stairwell Smooth Honey Mustard 31.417 The Lieutenant 2.028
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 34.383 Honey Mustard 2.966
Tight Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 37.194 Sweaty Gerald 1.100
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
116 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-5-8-7-8.
45.37
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
103 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-7-7-5.
37.72
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
109 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-7-14-5.
51.39
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-9-5-4-5.
39.51
6
The Kidney The Beans
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-7-4-10-8.
147.24
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
109 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-14-2-4-4.
72.50
4
Radiator Basement Heat
111 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-7-8-6-6.
68.44
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
104 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-8-6-5.
59.42
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
107 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-1-2-1-3.
4.91
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
109 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 8-1-1-3-5.
16.10
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
112 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-3-2-9-2.
8.00
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
114 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 16-1-1-3-11.
14.40
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
112 starts, 59 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 3-8-2-12-4.
5.24
3
The Coaster The Pucks
108 starts, 47 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-2-4-8.
3.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
120 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-6-6-13-3.
50.06
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
109 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 9-8-6-3-4.
47.07

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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