· Season 5 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Squish finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:18.406 | — | 10 | +9 | 9 | 12.3 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:27.089 | +8.68 | 3 | +1 | 6 | 10.5 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:36.094 | +17.69 | 15 | +12 | 9 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:37.116 | +18.71 | 11 | +7 | 5 | 10.7 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:39.338 | +20.93 | 6 | +1 | 6 | 11.4 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:43.367 | +24.96 | 16 | +10 | 7 | 10.0 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:46.612 | +28.21 | 12 | +5 | 8 | 9.9 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:47.856 | +29.45 | 7 | -1 | 13 | 9.8 |
| 9 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:48.400 | +29.99 | 13 | +4 | 18 | 12.1 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:04.350 | +45.94 | 1 | -9 | 9 | 11.8 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:11.967 | +53.56 | 8 | -3 | 6 | 10.5 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:13.894 | +55.49 | 14 | +2 | 2 | 9.7 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:36.183 | +77.78 | 5 | -8 | 7 | 11.4 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:37.032 | +78.63 | 2 | -12 | 2 | 10.0 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:39.256 | +80.85 | 9 | -6 | 2 | 10.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:41.928 | +83.52 | 4 | -12 | 9 | 11.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.667
The lead changes hands. Chunk. Career record: 34 wins from 121, average finish 3.8.
8.500
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 8-7-5-12-8.
12.994
Absolute carnage.
16.489
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 5-6-16-6-5.
20.517
The Coaster gets air.
25.261
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
28.339
Here comes Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-3-9.
30.983
Squish is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-5-2.
34.383
Chunk wins it.
38.294
Crooked Pete is airborne.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Pilot Light | 1.567 | Pilot Light 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 4.667 | Old Gristle 2.694 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Chunk | 6.306 | Old Gristle 1.489 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 8.244 | Honey Mustard 1.622 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 10.089 | Chunk 1.777 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Old Gristle | 12.278 | Old Gristle 1.978 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Old Gristle | 13.839 | Old Gristle 1.561 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Old Gristle | 15.644 | The Coaster 1.772 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 17.906 | Old Gristle 2.262 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Old Gristle | 21.600 | Chunk 3.128 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 23.656 | Chunk 1.700 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Chunk | 26.306 | Chunk 2.139 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Chunk | 28.361 | The Coaster 1.917 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 30.433 | The Coaster 1.989 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Chunk | 31.339 | Chunk 0.906 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Soft Boys | 5 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared5
Refried Ron
The Beans · HOME
109 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-15-4-8-7.
116.54
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · HOME
113 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 13-6-11-7-8.
89.12
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
107 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-10-8-3-6.
94.32
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
111 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 15-3-8-1-1.
34.61
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
108 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-4-1-2-1.
5.90
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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