Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 17

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Custard finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:01.811 14 +13 11 13.3
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:18.099 +16.29 15 +13 7 12.5
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:34.094 +32.28 6 +3 15 13.0
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:34.594 +32.78 10 +6 12 12.9
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:41.167 +39.36 11 +6 6 11.9
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:41.445 +39.63 12 +6 10 10.7
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:43.873 +42.06 1 -6 14 11.7
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:50.983 +49.17 8 0 12 13.5
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:02.973 +61.16 9 0 1 22.1
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:15.084 +73.27 16 +6 10 13.8
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:40.422 +98.61 5 -6 2 26.1
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.350 +99.54 2 -10 4 13.6
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:41.466 +99.66 4 -9 3 23.4
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:47.506 +105.70 3 -11 5 11.3
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:59.339 +117.53 7 -8 13 12.4
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 4:00.445 +118.63 13 -3 14 11.4
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.728
And Old Gristle takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-13-2-3-2.
9.139
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-6-8-7-8.
12.550
It is chaos out there.
16.033
Honey Mustard is making ground.
21.661
And Big Randy takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-6-10-5-8.
25.367
Honey Mustard is going to win this. Recent finishes: 3-16-4-2-2.
26.739
They will not want to see that again.
30.139
Honey Mustard wins it.
33.867
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
38.939
And Big Randy takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-6-10-5-8.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.561 Sweaty Gerald 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 4.406 Gravy 2.361
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 5.811 Slapper 1.194
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Slapper 7.722 Slapper 1.911
The Drops Metal Slapper 9.117 Thick Rick 1.200
Peg Field Metal Slapper 10.650 Thick Rick 1.328
The Pinball Table Metal Honey Mustard 12.494 Slapper 0.556
Collision Funnel Metal Honey Mustard 18.978 Honey Mustard 6.484
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 20.922 Honey Mustard 1.944
Barrier Run Soft fabric Honey Mustard 22.411 Honey Mustard 1.489
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 24.306 Honey Mustard 1.895
Bounce Pads Metal Honey Mustard 25.567 Honey Mustard 1.261
Laundry Chute Metal Honey Mustard 27.439 Honey Mustard 1.872
Narrow Pipe Carpet Honey Mustard 28.367 Honey Mustard 0.928
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 8 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 12 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 24 1/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
108 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-3-7-9-4.
24.68
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
118 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-4-11-7.
27.51
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-3-7-5.
19.41
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-5-6-7-7.
33.56
5
Refried Ron The Beans
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-8-15-4.
56.55
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
112 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-8-6-14.
31.48
4
Radiator Basement Heat
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-5-13-6-11.
48.10
1
The Unit Basement Heat
118 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-6-16-4.
26.95
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
114 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-10-3-15-3.
21.94
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
110 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-3-3-4-1.
4.49
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
105 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-14-2-8.
12.08
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
112 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-3-1.
4.77
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
105 starts, 42 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-14-1-1-1.
11.41
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
118 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-9-2.
6.17
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
109 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-4-4-4-12.
35.25
21
Custard The Soft Boys
113 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-7-4-5-9.
28.16

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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