Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Sweaty Gerald finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:24.628 15 +14 11 14.3
2 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:31.245 +6.62 10 +8 13 11.5
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:34.344 +9.72 7 +4 12 11.8
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.134 +16.51 4 0 11 12.2
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:44.711 +20.08 6 +1 12 12.3
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:50.199 +25.57 11 +5 13 12.0
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:05.745 +41.12 9 +2 11 11.7
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:08.361 +43.73 1 -7 11 12.1
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:09.438 +44.81 14 +5 14 11.8
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:28.694 +64.07 5 -5 10 13.5
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:32.866 +68.24 13 +2 4 13.2
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:36.811 +72.18 16 +4 5 12.7
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.573 +82.95 3 -10 4 21.8
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:57.594 +92.97 8 -6 10 13.2
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:28.499 +123.87 12 -3 5 13.1
Honey Mustard DNF NUG The Nuggets 5:04.561 +159.93 2 -14 2 24.5
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.761
It is chaos out there.
9.444
They will not want to see that again.
13.272
That is a big one for Old Gristle.
16.844
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-4-6.
20.556
That is a big one for The Kidney. Averaging 10.5 contacts an event coming in.
25.333
Stubbs gets air.
28.806
Sweaty Gerald gets air. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-7-16.
28.900
Here comes Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-6-3-7-3.
32.206
Stubbs takes it. Career record: 9 wins from 118, average finish 4.8.
37.250
That is not going to help.
40.911
Heavy contact for The Kidney.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Radiator 1.561 Radiator 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal Stubbs 4.478 The Lieutenant 2.333
Sweeping Curve Hard Stubbs 5.867 The Lieutenant 1.261
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Stubbs 7.761 Wide Load 1.711
The Drops Metal Stubbs 9.411 Honey Mustard 1.156
Peg Field Metal Stubbs 10.739 Honey Mustard 1.250
The Pinball Table Metal Stubbs 11.889 Stubbs 1.150
Collision Funnel Metal Stubbs 18.356 Stubbs 6.467
Smooth Descent Metal Stubbs 20.328 Stubbs 1.972
Barrier Run Soft fabric Stubbs 23.500 Radiator 1.684
Sweeping Curve Hard Stubbs 26.494 Radiator 2.239
Bounce Pads Metal Stubbs 28.183 Sweaty Gerald 1.517
Laundry Chute Metal Stubbs 30.644 Old Gristle 2.250
Narrow Pipe Carpet Stubbs 31.900 Old Gristle 0.989
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 7 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 16 0/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 23 0/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
123 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-16-6-7-6.
37.86
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
109 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-6-8-7.
27.76
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
121 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-8-8-7.
28.21
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
119 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-8-5-4.
31.70
6
The Kidney The Beans
122 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-4-8-6-5.
35.35
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
119 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-10-4-6-8.
44.22
4
Radiator Basement Heat
122 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-14-7-5-5.
68.98
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
114 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-7-5-9-6.
24.62
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
118 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-3-16-4.
6.89
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
113 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-3-4-2-3.
7.85
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
117 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-9-2-13-2.
8.46
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
122 starts, 30 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-2-2-4-3.
5.19
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
122 starts, 58 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-11-1-1-1.
6.83
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
112 starts, 46 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-15-1-1-14.
17.11
21
Custard The Soft Boys
121 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-2-5-3-3.
17.54
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
128 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-5-3-5-4.
16.81

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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