Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 28

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at The Basement

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:03.094 8 +7 5 10.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:09.033 +5.94 2 0 4 9.7
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:18.667 +15.57 5 +2 4 9.7
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:18.962 +15.87 4 0 7 10.4
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:26.395 +23.30 6 +1 9 9.5
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:26.911 +23.82 3 -3 9 8.9
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:27.595 +24.50 1 -6 8 8.7
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:28.544 +25.45 7 -1 5 12.0
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.5 contacts an event coming in.
4.600
Puck Yeah has the lead.
8.033
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-15-5-13-4.
11.561
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-6-3.
24.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
27.733
Puck Yeah is going to win this. Recent finishes: 2-2-12-1-2.
28.311
Heavy contact for Stubbs.
31.711
Puck Yeah wins it. Career record: 66 wins from 125, average finish 2.9.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Crawlspace 1.939 Crawlspace 1.939
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 4.478 Old Gristle 2.411
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 6.756 Puck Yeah 2.278
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 8.767 Yolk 1.950
The Drops Carpet Puck Yeah 10.372 Puck Yeah 1.605
Peg Field Smooth Puck Yeah 12.650 Yolk 2.261
The Pinball Table Hard Puck Yeah 14.389 Puck Yeah 1.739
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 17.344 Puck Yeah 2.955
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 18.950 Puck Yeah 1.606
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 21.772 Puck Yeah 2.822
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 24.078 Puck Yeah 2.306
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 25.217 Puck Yeah 1.139
Carpet Flat Smooth Puck Yeah 27.728 Old Gristle 2.328
Fabric Run Smooth Puck Yeah 30.733 Old Gristle 0.839
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
109 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-6-8-7.
22.98
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
118 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-8-7-7-6.
16.99
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
122 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-4-8-6-5.
25.90
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
114 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-7-5-9-6.
23.15
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
115 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 7-3-3-3-4.
6.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
118 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 6-1-9-2-13.
4.95
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
121 starts, 65 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 2-1-1-3-1.
2.03
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
128 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-5-3-5-4.
8.53

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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