· Season 5 · Round 32
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:16.399 | — | 2 | +1 | 12 | 11.2 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:18.272 | +1.87 | 14 | +12 | 7 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:20.556 | +4.16 | 16 | +13 | 9 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:28.166 | +11.77 | 9 | +5 | 7 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:28.167 | +11.77 | 3 | -2 | 11 | 11.5 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:32.217 | +15.82 | 1 | -5 | 7 | 10.7 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:36.516 | +20.12 | 10 | +3 | 11 | 11.4 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:39.788 | +23.39 | 13 | +5 | 10 | 10.4 |
| 9 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:41.771 | +25.37 | 6 | -3 | 9 | 10.7 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:42.550 | +26.15 | 11 | +1 | 11 | 10.6 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:46.572 | +30.17 | 8 | -3 | 4 | 10.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:49.855 | +33.46 | 5 | -7 | 10 | 11.6 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:08.505 | +52.11 | 4 | -9 | 8 | 11.6 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:11.123 | +54.72 | 12 | -2 | 14 | 10.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 3:18.861 | +62.46 | 7 | -8 | 8 | 10.1 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:48.828 | +92.43 | 15 | -1 | 7 | 10.4 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.967
The lead changes hands. The Coaster.
8.033
The Coaster is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-2-1.
11.656
That is the sport, right there. That is 33 non-finishes in 132 career starts.
15.378
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
19.144
You do not see that every day.
26.272
And The Coaster takes flight.
27.428
The Coaster is going to win this.
30.428
Chunk takes it. Career record: 40 wins from 134, average finish 3.7.
35.794
And Tube Sock takes flight. Recent finishes: 8-7-8-4-8.
40.033
Crooked Pete is losing places.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | The Unit | 1.556 | The Unit 1.556 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 4.572 | Old Gristle 2.650 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 6.039 | The Coaster 1.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 7.833 | Chunk 1.567 |
| The Drops | Smooth | The Coaster | 9.422 | The Coaster 1.589 |
| Peg Field | Metal | The Coaster | 11.494 | Chunk 1.984 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | The Coaster | 13.017 | The Coaster 1.523 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | The Coaster | 14.750 | Puck Yeah 1.634 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 17.128 | Puck Yeah 2.278 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | The Coaster | 20.461 | The Coaster 3.333 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 22.406 | Chunk 1.850 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | The Coaster | 24.944 | Chunk 2.211 |
| S-Bend | Hard | The Coaster | 27.250 | Chunk 1.955 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 29.489 | Chunk 2.000 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | The Coaster | 30.428 | Chunk 0.889 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 7 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
115 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-5-7-5-9.
28.45
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · HOME
127 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-15-6-2-8.
89.86
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
120 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-3-3-1-3.
7.91
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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