Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 5 · Round 41

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win

Thick Rick took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Lieutenant finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:34.017 14 +13 11 10.7
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:36.406 +2.39 1 -1 5 9.9
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.655 +2.64 7 +4 10 10.9
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:37.551 +3.53 10 +6 9 10.8
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:37.978 +3.96 9 +4 11 12.7
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:38.189 +4.17 11 +5 9 10.9
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:41.612 +7.60 13 +6 11 10.2
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:42.922 +8.91 16 +8 8 11.0
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:44.095 +10.08 4 -5 11 10.1
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:45.533 +11.52 2 -8 10 14.3
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:55.678 +21.66 8 -3 10 11.4
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.061 +36.04 15 +3 2 11.2
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:10.150 +36.13 5 -8 10 10.9
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:21.472 +47.46 6 -8 10 10.0
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:44.827 +70.81 12 -3 11 11.2
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 4:15.217 +101.20 3 -13 7 11.9
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.6 contacts an event coming in.
5.217
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
8.889
Big air for Chunk. Recent finishes: 3-14-1-7-2.
14.039
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-2-1.
17.456
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
21.578
Lil Nugget takes a knock. Averaging 9.6 contacts an event coming in.
27.939
Big air for Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-2-1.
29.806
Here comes The Coaster.
31.806
Up goes Chunk.
35.206
Thick Rick takes it.
39.550
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Long John 1.594 Yolk 1.583
Smooth Descent Hard Long John 4.889 The Coaster 2.688
Sweeping Curve Hard Long John 6.600 The Coaster 1.656
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 8.856 Puck Yeah 2.189
The Drops Smooth Puck Yeah 11.039 Chunk 2.017
Peg Field Metal Puck Yeah 13.311 Chunk 2.178
The Pinball Table Hard Puck Yeah 14.939 The Coaster 1.595
Collision Funnel Carpet Puck Yeah 16.783 The Coaster 1.739
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 19.328 Lil Nugget 2.244
Barrier Run Metal Puck Yeah 22.283 Puck Yeah 3.194
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 24.139 Chunk 1.839
Bounce Pads Slick Puck Yeah 26.672 Chunk 2.255
S-Bend Hard Puck Yeah 28.900 Chunk 2.017
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 31.194 Chunk 2.178
The Funnel Carpet The Coaster 32.806 Chunk 0.928
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 13 0/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 14 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 16 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
135 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-15-7-7.
70.16
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
117 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-6-8-8-7.
132.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
125 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-8-8-10-8.
101.86
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
129 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-8-7-8-4.
57.05
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
132 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-5-6-9-6.
115.06
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
128 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-16-6-2-4.
72.34
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
124 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-7-4-5-11.
90.10
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
129 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-6-5-9-6.
56.76
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
127 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-3-3-14-3.
39.82
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
129 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-7-7-3-3.
13.50
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
129 starts, 32 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-4-1-13.
8.45
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
135 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-2-3-1-1.
4.31
3
The Coaster The Pucks
126 starts, 57 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-2-2-2.
3.99
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
131 starts, 71 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-5-1-1-1.
3.37
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
120 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 4-3-4-5-4.
34.64
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
136 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 14-3-4-4-15.
73.40

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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