Paper Mogul Sports
Team Pack Race · Season 5 · Round 47

The Gravity Bowl

Chute Tower · The Gravity Bowl · 1,002 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Gravity Bowl for the Lump Patrol. Lil Nugget finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.417 10 +9 15 11.2
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:17.489 +34.07 1 -1 11 9.8
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:32.834 +49.42 6 +3 12 11.8
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 4:49.301 +65.88 2 -2 12 11.8
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:54.645 +71.23 4 -1 5 12.5
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 5:23.023 +99.61 13 +7 3 11.5
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 5:30.918 +107.50 9 +2 14 10.7
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 5:31.740 +108.32 11 +3 4 10.2
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 5:31.740 +108.32 15 +6 6 12.5
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 5:34.062 +110.65 7 -3 19 13.2
Big Randy DNF NOO The Noodles 6:01.740 +138.32 3 -8 9 9.4
Crooked Pete DNF NOO The Noodles 6:01.740 +138.32 5 -7 6 12.4
The Heel DNF WET The Wet Socks 6:01.740 +138.32 14 +1 8 10.9
Damp Kevin DNF WET The Wet Socks 6:01.740 +138.32 8 -6 6 12.8
Pilot Light DNF HEA Basement Heat 6:01.740 +138.32 16 +1 11 14.1
The Coaster DNF PCK The Pucks 6:01.740 +138.32 12 -4 7 11.8
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
6.683
Wide Load gets air.
10.311
Right into it goes The Coaster. Averaging 8.4 contacts an event coming in.
14.911
That is going to sting in the morning.
18.539
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-16.
22.094
You do not see that every day.
25.633
You do not see that every day. That is 36 non-finishes in 137 career starts.
29.411
Pilot Light gets going.
32.883
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 4-6-2-2-3.
37.472
That is a big one for The Unit.
41.028
Squish takes a knock.
45.222
No idea what happened there.
48.967
Honey Mustard has it.
50.261
The Lieutenant is airborne.
53.661
The Lieutenant takes it.
1:00.978
Absolute carnage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Butter Bean 1.561 Butter Bean 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 4.967 Wide Load 3.023
Sweeping Curve Hard Pilot Light 6.356 Wide Load 1.311
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 8.128 The Coaster 1.706
The Drops Carpet The Coaster 9.656 The Coaster 1.528
Peg Field Metal The Lieutenant 10.828 The Lieutenant 0.472
The Pinball Table Hard Honey Mustard 27.422 Honey Mustard 2.922
Collision Funnel Soft fabric Honey Mustard 29.994 Honey Mustard 2.572
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 31.494 Honey Mustard 1.500
Barrier Run Hard Honey Mustard 32.889 Honey Mustard 1.395
Sweeping Curve Slick Honey Mustard 34.472 Honey Mustard 1.583
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 37.228 Honey Mustard 2.756
Stairwell Smooth Honey Mustard 39.950 Honey Mustard 2.722
Carpet Flat Soft fabric Honey Mustard 41.567 The Lieutenant 1.583
Tight Curve Hard Honey Mustard 43.606 The Lieutenant 1.934
The Hairpin Metal Honey Mustard 45.150 The Lieutenant 1.488
Stairwell Smooth Honey Mustard 46.967 The Lieutenant 1.745
Fabric Run Smooth Honey Mustard 48.011 The Lieutenant 0.905
The Drops Smooth Honey Mustard 50.156 The Lieutenant 1.895
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 51.089 The Lieutenant 0.822
Fabric Run Smooth Honey Mustard 51.967 The Lieutenant 0.756
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 0/2 16
2 NUG The Nuggets 5 0/2 14
3 SFT The Soft Boys 12 0/2 12
4 BEA The Beans 17 0/2 10
5 PCK The Pucks 22 0/2 8
6 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 6
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 4
8 WET The Wet Socks 27 0/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
124 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-6-6-7-7.
18.13
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
137 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-6-4-2-6.
45.85
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
129 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-3-7-8-12.
23.16
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
128 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-8-8-6.
21.93
5
Refried Ron The Beans
127 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-6-5-7-10.
49.56
22
Butter Bean The Beans
125 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-5-5-5-6.
22.79
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
126 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 16-8-8-8-4.
88.35
1
The Unit Basement Heat
133 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-8-16-4-5.
37.87
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
133 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 10-3-3-3-3.
11.98
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
129 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-12-3-4-7.
8.94
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
139 starts, 42 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 14-1-7-2-1.
7.69
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
131 starts, 33 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-2-2-4.
5.79
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
121 starts, 49 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-16-1-1-2.
15.07
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
131 starts, 60 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-2-15-1.
4.53
21
Custard The Soft Boys
132 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-14-4-6-3.
30.94
2
Squish The Soft Boys
123 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-4-3-3-13.
18.23

Course preview

67 sections · 1,002 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Smooth
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Smooth
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

The championship course. Every surface, every pinch point and every way to lose, in one continuous descent from the top of the tower to the far wall of the basement. It is run once a season, and the record has stood since the second time it was ever run.

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