· Season 1 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win
Floppy Joe took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. The Heel finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:50.089 | — | 13 | +12 | 6 | 9.7 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:50.301 | +0.21 | 6 | +4 | 10 | 10.6 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:51.778 | +1.69 | 1 | -2 | 11 | 10.4 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 2:54.294 | +4.21 | 7 | +3 | 15 | 9.5 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:57.334 | +7.25 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 8.0 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:59.645 | +9.56 | 14 | +8 | 5 | 9.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:09.149 | +19.06 | 15 | +8 | 3 | 11.4 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:09.945 | +19.86 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 11.1 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 3:11.100 | +21.01 | 3 | -6 | 11 | 10.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:11.588 | +21.50 | 16 | +6 | 5 | 9.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:12.611 | +22.52 | 11 | 0 | 11 | 11.4 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:53.011 | +62.92 | 2 | -10 | 10 | 17.3 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:54.328 | +64.24 | 10 | -3 | 10 | 10.8 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:54.755 | +64.67 | 4 | -10 | 9 | 7.7 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:58.917 | +68.83 | 12 | -3 | 11 | 15.7 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 4:04.867 | +74.78 | 9 | -7 | 14 | 10.7 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.872
Puck Yeah gets hit hard.
8.500
The lead changes hands. Puck Yeah.
12.856
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere. That is 3 non-finishes in 8 career starts.
17.061
It is chaos out there.
20.556
Up goes Lil Nugget.
24.033
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-3-3.
29.794
Puck Yeah gets hit hard. Averaging 8.1 contacts an event coming in.
34.700
That is a big one for Tender Greg. Averaging 10.0 contacts an event coming in.
37.167
Here comes Puck Yeah.
38.739
Floppy Joe gets air.
42.139
Floppy Joe takes it. Career record: 0 wins from 5, average finish 7.0.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Sweaty Gerald | 1.567 | The Unit 1.556 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Unit | 4.722 | The Lieutenant 2.617 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 8.083 | Tender Greg 2.206 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 12.450 | The Kidney 3.439 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 14.706 | Puck Yeah 2.256 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Puck Yeah | 16.667 | Puck Yeah 1.961 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Puck Yeah | 18.172 | Puck Yeah 1.505 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 19.839 | Puck Yeah 1.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 21.983 | Puck Yeah 2.144 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Puck Yeah | 25.278 | Puck Yeah 3.295 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 27.167 | Puck Yeah 1.889 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Puck Yeah | 29.789 | Puck Yeah 2.622 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Puck Yeah | 35.794 | The Lieutenant 2.328 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 39.022 | The Lieutenant 2.356 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 40.167 | Lil Nugget 1.111 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 13 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 19 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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