Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 17

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Sweaty Gerald survives to win

Sweaty Gerald took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. The Kidney finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:39.167 9 +8 12 11.0
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:40.500 +1.33 14 +12 9 11.3
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:42.044 +2.88 4 +1 11 11.5
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:43.349 +4.18 6 +2 12 11.5
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:44.683 +5.52 2 -3 14 12.7
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:46.538 +7.37 7 +1 11 8.7
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:50.800 +11.63 8 +1 13 11.2
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:51.388 +12.22 11 +3 14 10.2
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:51.522 +12.36 10 +1 11 13.1
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:10.007 +30.84 5 -5 12 12.5
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:23.244 +44.08 15 +4 3 11.7
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:51.916 +72.75 16 +4 13 10.6
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:54.050 +74.88 1 -12 11 12.5
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:55.633 +76.47 12 -2 13 12.3
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:56.183 +77.02 3 -12 14 11.6
The Lieutenant DNF LMP Lump Patrol 5:05.488 +146.32 13 -3 7 11.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.350
Honey Mustard is airborne.
9.789
Long John finds trouble. Averaging 10.0 contacts an event coming in.
13.483
Lil Nugget has stopped dead.
17.078
And The Heel takes flight.
20.617
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
24.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
29.161
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
33.450
Well, that was always going to happen.
34.100
Pilot Light has it. Recent finishes: 7-6-6-7-16.
36.856
Extraordinary scenes.
40.256
Sweaty Gerald wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Kidney 1.561 The Kidney 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal The Kidney 4.511 Honey Mustard 2.394
Sweeping Curve Hard Lil Nugget 5.911 Honey Mustard 1.284
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Lil Nugget 7.822 Custard 1.905
The Drops Metal Pilot Light 10.061 Custard 1.395
Peg Field Metal Pilot Light 11.711 Pilot Light 1.650
The Pinball Table Metal Pilot Light 13.094 Pilot Light 1.383
Collision Funnel Metal Pilot Light 21.789 Wide Load 7.806
Smooth Descent Metal Pilot Light 24.156 Chunk 2.022
Barrier Run Soft fabric Pilot Light 27.106 Chunk 1.473
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 29.944 Chunk 1.888
Bounce Pads Metal Chunk 31.289 Chunk 1.345
Laundry Chute Metal Chunk 33.844 Wide Load 2.094
Narrow Pipe Carpet Pilot Light 37.100 Wide Load 0.912
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 3 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 26 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-8-6-11.
17.85
1
Big Randy The Noodles
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-8-5-6-5.
21.29
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-5-3-8-6.
33.53
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
5 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.4. Last five: 8-5-5-1-8.
13.00
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-4-6-7-16.
35.71
6
The Kidney The Beans
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-6-12-7-3.
43.82
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 6-7-5.
11.17
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 6-7-16-5-14.
67.48
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-16-3-11-4.
67.15
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-3-3-4-6.
7.24
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
7 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 1-11-2-1-13.
17.66
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-9-2-1-8.
15.93
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
3 starts, 1 win, average finish 1.7. Last five: 2-1-2.
6.80
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
4 starts, 1 win, average finish 1.8. Last five: 2-1-2-2.
7.42
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-4-3-5.
9.57
21
Custard The Soft Boys
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-4-3.
8.59

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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