Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 23

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:14.345 10 +9 10 10.9
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:22.856 +8.51 6 +4 13 10.3
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:33.123 +18.78 1 -2 12 10.7
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:36.000 +21.66 12 +8 7 10.4
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:39.467 +25.12 2 -3 11 11.7
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:40.306 +25.96 16 +10 11 11.5
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:42.689 +28.34 5 -2 10 11.1
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:44.117 +29.77 13 +5 7 10.1
9 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:48.951 +34.61 8 -1 9 11.4
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:51.067 +36.72 4 -6 1 18.1
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:54.399 +40.05 15 +4 9 10.8
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:09.683 +55.34 11 -1 10 11.9
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:14.823 +60.48 3 -10 3 10.5
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:23.550 +69.21 9 -5 5 10.5
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:38.822 +84.48 7 -8 3 10.2
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:44.650 +90.31 14 -2 4 11.5
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
5.006
Extraordinary scenes.
8.772
Crooked Pete gets air.
13.272
Wide Load is airborne.
16.906
Big air for Long John.
20.400
Up goes Lil Nugget.
27.828
Wide Load gets air. Recent finishes: 1-7-2-5-13.
29.022
The Lieutenant has it.
31.267
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
34.667
It is Wide Load!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth The Unit 1.556 The Unit 1.556
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 4.667 Slapper 2.611
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 6.394 Slapper 1.516
Smooth Descent Smooth Tender Greg 8.383 Tender Greg 1.900
The Drops Smooth Tender Greg 10.289 Wide Load 1.817
Peg Field Metal Tender Greg 12.528 Tender Greg 2.239
The Pinball Table Hard Tender Greg 14.172 Tender Greg 1.644
Collision Funnel Carpet Tender Greg 16.239 The Lieutenant 1.744
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 19.067 The Lieutenant 2.484
Barrier Run Metal Wide Load 22.033 Wide Load 2.966
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 23.939 The Lieutenant 1.772
Bounce Pads Slick Wide Load 26.550 The Lieutenant 2.228
S-Bend Hard Wide Load 28.833 The Lieutenant 2.166
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 31.089 The Lieutenant 2.206
The Funnel Carpet The Lieutenant 32.022 The Lieutenant 0.933
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 11 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 14 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 18 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 21 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-6-5-6.
18.78
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-5-3-8-5.
16.25
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-5-3-8.
18.08
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-8-8-5.
20.74
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-3-4-7-6.
27.20
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-4-11-7-4.
45.76
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-6-6-13-7.
35.55
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-14-6-8-2.
36.59
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 7-2-2-3-16.
19.35
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-13-2-1-3.
7.26
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-16-3-4-1.
10.08
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
9 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 9-3-1-9-2.
12.60
4
Wide Load The Pucks
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 8-1-15-2-1.
11.38
8
Slapper The Pucks
7 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-2-15-1-6.
9.94
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 5-4-2-4-4.
5.65
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 12-5-6-4-4.
13.46

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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