Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 28

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Slapper wins at The Basement

Slapper took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:00.267 6 +5 8 10.4
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:05.800 +5.53 8 +6 6 10.2
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:17.939 +17.67 7 +4 7 10.1
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:20.205 +19.94 2 -2 6 9.3
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:21.267 +21.00 5 0 11 10.2
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:24.878 +24.61 3 -3 7 8.9
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:26.939 +26.67 4 -3 7 9.9
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:29.139 +28.87 1 -7 4 8.9
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
3.767
Slapper hits the front. Career record: 9 wins from 17, average finish 2.9.
7.439
Look at that. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-10-1.
11.389
Tube Sock gets air. Recent finishes: 5-5-6-6-8.
16.033
Look at that.
25.261
Stubbs gets hit hard.
28.733
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Averaging 12.7 contacts an event coming in.
29.922
The Lieutenant is going to win this.
32.267
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
35.667
Slapper takes it. Career record: 9 wins from 17, average finish 2.9.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth The Unit 1.950 Slapper 1.939
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 4.444 Stubbs 2.472
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 7.061 Slapper 2.617
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 8.983 Slapper 1.922
The Drops Carpet Slapper 11.400 The Lieutenant 1.645
Peg Field Smooth Stubbs 15.106 The Lieutenant 2.644
The Pinball Table Hard Stubbs 17.067 The Lieutenant 1.883
Collision Funnel Hard Stubbs 20.056 Stubbs 2.989
Smooth Descent Smooth Stubbs 21.806 Slapper 1.606
Barrier Run Smooth Stubbs 24.994 Slapper 2.883
Sweeping Curve Smooth Stubbs 28.072 Slapper 2.594
Bounce Pads Smooth Stubbs 29.400 Slapper 1.228
Carpet Flat Smooth Slapper 32.000 Yolk 2.422
Fabric Run Smooth The Lieutenant 32.922 The Lieutenant 0.866
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 15-6-11-4-5.
26.39
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-12-6-7-7.
17.69
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-4-4-13-7.
10.68
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-2-7-6-6.
10.28
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-14-2-2-3.
9.82
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
13 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-1-16-3-9.
7.14
8
Slapper The Pucks
11 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-2-1-1.
2.34
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 5-4-6-8-5.
5.40

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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