· Season 1 · Round 32
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Tender Greg finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:20.972 | — | 13 | +12 | 11 | 11.0 |
| 2 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:24.522 | +3.55 | 5 | +3 | 7 | 10.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:25.439 | +4.47 | 16 | +13 | 11 | 11.9 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:34.571 | +13.60 | 7 | +3 | 9 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:37.861 | +16.89 | 15 | +10 | 10 | 11.0 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:41.983 | +21.01 | 14 | +8 | 9 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:42.005 | +21.03 | 12 | +5 | 7 | 10.2 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:43.673 | +22.70 | 10 | +2 | 10 | 10.8 |
| 9 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:44.272 | +23.30 | 2 | -7 | 6 | 10.2 |
| 10 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:45.606 | +24.63 | 8 | -2 | 9 | 11.0 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:47.038 | +26.07 | 9 | -2 | 4 | 10.8 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:54.166 | +33.19 | 6 | -6 | 2 | 10.8 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:59.233 | +38.26 | 3 | -10 | 8 | 10.8 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:15.995 | +55.02 | 4 | -10 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:18.712 | +57.74 | 11 | -4 | 5 | 11.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:46.073 | +85.10 | 1 | -15 | 11 | 10.4 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.239
The Unit is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-5-7-1-7.
9.100
Thick Rick goes to the front.
13.150
Refried Ron has stopped dead. That is 7 non-finishes in 19 career starts.
17.117
Chunk is airborne. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-2.
20.711
Old Gristle is airborne. Recent finishes: 2-1-12-2-3.
25.600
Big Randy gets hit hard. Averaging 8.5 contacts an event coming in.
29.444
Thick Rick is airborne.
30.994
Thick Rick is going to win this.
33.806
That is not going to help.
37.206
Chunk wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Radiator | 1.567 | The Unit 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Unit | 4.822 | Thick Rick 2.728 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Unit | 6.506 | Old Gristle 1.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 8.983 | Thick Rick 1.966 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Thick Rick | 11.172 | Slapper 2.055 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Thick Rick | 13.828 | The Unit 2.461 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Thick Rick | 15.506 | Old Gristle 1.639 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Thick Rick | 17.261 | Thick Rick 1.755 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 19.728 | Honey Mustard 2.350 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Thick Rick | 23.272 | Tender Greg 2.678 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 25.289 | Honey Mustard 1.839 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Thick Rick | 28.006 | Honey Mustard 2.639 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Thick Rick | 30.461 | Chunk 2.333 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 32.939 | Chunk 2.217 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Thick Rick | 33.994 | Thick Rick 1.055 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Basement Heat | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 15 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 19 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 15-3-3-3-15.
57.11
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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