· Season 1 · Round 41
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:12.511 | — | 13 | +12 | 7 | 10.6 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:18.428 | +5.92 | 9 | +7 | 8 | 12.9 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:21.711 | +9.20 | 12 | +9 | 11 | 11.1 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:35.995 | +23.48 | 15 | +11 | 9 | 11.1 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:36.800 | +24.29 | 2 | -3 | 10 | 11.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:39.850 | +27.34 | 14 | +8 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:42.366 | +29.86 | 1 | -6 | 6 | 11.0 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:44.178 | +31.67 | 4 | -4 | 6 | 11.4 |
| 9 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:46.577 | +34.07 | 6 | -3 | 13 | 11.3 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:49.655 | +37.14 | 7 | -3 | 11 | 10.2 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:03.971 | +51.46 | 5 | -6 | 12 | 12.0 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:16.688 | +64.18 | 10 | -2 | 10 | 11.0 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:38.062 | +85.55 | 3 | -10 | 8 | 11.2 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:39.411 | +86.90 | 8 | -6 | 10 | 11.2 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:46.310 | +93.80 | 11 | -4 | 5 | 9.0 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:48.660 | +96.15 | 16 | 0 | 3 | 9.8 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.867
Chunk takes the lead. Career record: 8 wins from 26, average finish 3.7.
8.544
That is the sport, right there.
12.017
That is Crawlspace parked. That is 11 non-finishes in 26 career starts.
15.472
Thick Rick gets air.
19.478
Big air for Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 7-6-6-5-6.
25.717
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
26.356
Here comes Chunk.
29.356
It is The Coaster! Career record: 11 wins from 22, average finish 2.5.
32.833
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 6-4-7-12-5.
38.056
Absolute carnage.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 1.594 | Butter Bean 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 4.689 | Wide Load 2.616 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Chunk | 6.283 | Wide Load 1.484 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 8.194 | Wide Load 1.838 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Chunk | 9.894 | Chunk 1.588 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Chunk | 11.706 | Chunk 1.812 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Chunk | 13.156 | Chunk 1.450 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Chunk | 14.667 | Chunk 1.511 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Chunk | 16.611 | Chunk 1.944 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Chunk | 20.467 | The Coaster 3.250 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Chunk | 22.339 | The Coaster 1.856 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Chunk | 24.567 | Chunk 2.228 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Chunk | 26.511 | Chunk 1.944 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 28.500 | Chunk 1.989 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Chunk | 29.356 | Chunk 0.856 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 13 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 14 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-11-4-11-8.
45.10
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-10-7-4-7.
42.73
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-7-7-7-5.
75.04
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 13-3-4-4-3.
12.93
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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