Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 4 · Round 10

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Lil Nugget survives to win

Lil Nugget took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Gravy finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:31.158 10 +9 40 12.3
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.483 +4.33 11 +9 34 12.7
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:38.717 +7.56 9 +6 37 12.2
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:46.108 +14.95 1 -3 21 10.6
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.067 +15.91 15 +10 29 11.6
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:48.942 +17.78 4 -2 22 10.9
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:50.108 +18.95 3 -4 20 10.8
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:52.475 +21.32 12 +4 41 12.3
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:57.333 +26.18 7 -2 23 11.2
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:02.583 +31.43 6 -4 29 10.6
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +3 28 12.1
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +1 28 12.5
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 11 10.3
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -9 13 10.8
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 12 10.7
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 12 11.3
3.858
That is a long way off the ground.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-4-4.
14.600
Custard takes the lead.
20.050
It is unravelling for Old Gristle.
24.300
Tender Greg is losing bits.
28.958
Big Randy leaves something behind.
34.450
Lil Nugget goes to the front.
38.933
Old Gristle is airborne!
44.450
A new leader — Lil Nugget.
49.125
Absolute carnage.
53.383
That has come off. Recent finishes: 15-4-15-2-10.
57.858
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
1:01.783
Slapper has put Tender Greg out.
1:06.550
A new leader — Lil Nugget. Career record: 9 wins from 120, average finish 4.7.
1:12.450
Gravy takes the lead.
1:16.817
Custard is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-3-5-8-2.
1:23.525
There goes a piece of Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-9.
1:29.100
Big Randy has put Pilot Light out.
1:35.825
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:41.183
Big Randy leaves something behind.
1:46.450
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:52.400
Slapper goes to the front.
1:59.008
That has come off.
2:03.667
Up it goes.
2:07.567
Floppy Joe is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:12.150
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:18.450
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:24.158
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:31.000
Up it goes.
2:35.950
The Coaster goes to the front.
2:40.650
Slapper is airborne!
2:45.458
Gravy has put Slapper out.
2:51.558
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:59.908
That was always going to happen.
3:05.550
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:08.783
Last lap.
3:17.983
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:22.692
And it all goes wrong.
3:24.192
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:28.158
Lil Nugget is coming to the flag.
3:30.575
Oh, that is a big one.
3:32.075
It is Lil Nugget!
3:38.933
There goes a piece of Custard.
3:45.200
Stripped to the shell.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 23.950 Gravy 23.950
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 47.592 Lil Nugget 22.184
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:12.108 Slapper 24.133
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:34.592 The Coaster 20.167
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:00.208 Old Gristle 22.884
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:24.525 Thick Rick 20.767
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:48.058 Lil Nugget 20.058
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 3:08.783 Lil Nugget 20.725
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 23 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 24 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
74 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 5-10-11-3-8.
24.12
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
69 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 13-12-5-7-7.
178.04
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
74 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-1-7-3.
3.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
73 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-1-1-1-5.
1.98
5
Refried Ron The Beans
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 10-14-13-16-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
82 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-8-11-10-4.
131.50
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-12-8-6-8.
69.97
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 10-15-15-13-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
72 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-10-4-2-6.
23.12
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
74 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-11-5-8-7.
70.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
74 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-5-12-8-4.
39.10
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
86 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 9-7-9-1-1.
5.31
8
Slapper The Pucks
66 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-12-6-9-9.
113.40
3
The Coaster The Pucks
73 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-7-6-2-15.
109.81
21
Custard The Soft Boys
66 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 2-9-10-8-5.
52.06
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 12-14-10-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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