Derby · Season 4 · Round 17
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:40.292 | — | 12 | +11 | 45 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:41.317 | +1.03 | 14 | +12 | 48 | 12.5 |
| 3 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:54.233 | +13.94 | 7 | +4 | 69 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:55.492 | +15.20 | 6 | +2 | 69 | 11.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +5 | 41 | 12.3 |
| — | Stubbs RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +3 | 53 | 11.4 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +4 | 29 | 11.2 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 27 | 12.1 |
| — | Tube Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -6 | 27 | 10.4 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -6 | 19 | 10.3 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 15 | 10.5 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 15 | 11.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 10.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -11 | 17 | 9.9 |
1.850
You do not see that every day.
6.150
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 4-6-1-9-2.
12.192
Yolk is losing bits.
17.600
Gravy is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-12-2-2-3.
22.050
That has come off. Recent finishes: 10-5-5-7-8.
26.517
And it all goes wrong.
31.692
And that is Yolk finished.
33.192
Butter Bean has put Sweaty Gerald out.
38.325
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
46.683
Pilot Light is out.
51.283
That has come off. Recent finishes: 5-6-8-7-7.
52.783
Squish is out, and Gravy did it.
54.283
Crooked Pete will not be back.
56.483
Big Randy is out, and Butter Bean did it. Recent finishes: 6-14-7-7-8.
1:01.283
Extraordinary scenes.
1:06.642
They felt that in the back row.
1:12.167
That has come off.
1:13.667
That is Wide Load taking The Heel with them.
1:19.467
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:25.217
They will not want to see that again.
1:31.750
That is a long way off the ground.
1:37.067
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
1:41.400
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
1:47.775
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:54.917
Gravy is airborne!
2:00.225
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:04.425
Stubbs has stalled.
2:09.250
That was always going to happen.
2:15.700
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:18.458
And that is Slapper finished.
2:23.300
Wide Load takes the lead.
2:28.983
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:33.850
A new leader — Gravy.
2:36.775
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:41.050
Up it goes.
2:50.975
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:58.500
Old Gristle takes the lead.
3:03.567
Extraordinary scenes.
3:08.075
That was always going to happen.
3:15.492
This is the last of it.
3:19.317
That is Wide Load taking Honey Mustard with them.
3:29.933
Up it goes.
3:34.742
Up it goes.
3:37.292
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:39.458
They will not want to see that again.
3:40.958
Old Gristle takes it!
3:55.808
Stubbs is airborne!
4:20.492
Stubbs is airborne!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 21.725 | Slapper 21.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 45.675 | Old Gristle 23.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:08.750 | Honey Mustard 22.884 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:34.317 | Gravy 21.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:55.758 | Slapper 21.441 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:23.592 | Gravy 23.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:48.775 | Old Gristle 23.892 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:15.492 | Butter Bean 25.242 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:40.292 | Old Gristle 24.800 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
69 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 11-15-15-12-8.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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14m
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38m
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30m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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