Derby · Season 4 · Round 18
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win
The Heel took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Floppy Joe finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:08.325 | — | 3 | +2 | 5 | 9.2 |
| 2 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:11.000 | +2.68 | 1 | -1 | 5 | 9.0 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:11.125 | +2.80 | 2 | -1 | 11 | 9.5 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:12.100 | +3.78 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 9.5 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:12.267 | +3.94 | 15 | +10 | 22 | 9.5 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:23.158 | +14.83 | 7 | +1 | 16 | 9.2 |
| 7 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:24.892 | +16.57 | 12 | +5 | 28 | 10.7 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:26.442 | +18.12 | 10 | +2 | 40 | 10.4 |
| 9 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:31.442 | +23.12 | 9 | 0 | 34 | 10.2 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 42 | 10.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 19 | 9.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 15 | 9.2 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 26 | 10.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 12 | 9.8 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -4 | 23 | 10.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 11 | 9.5 |
4.700
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-11.
10.050
The Heel is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-5-6-8-7.
20.050
It is unravelling for The Coaster.
24.592
Crooked Pete leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-7-16-6-7.
30.050
Look at the state of it.
35.200
Yolk is losing bits.
40.050
Tube Sock is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-6-5-8-8.
47.533
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-1-2.
52.300
Oh, that is a big one.
58.175
That has come off.
1:02.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:08.425
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:13.142
That has come off.
1:17.825
There goes a piece of Gravy.
1:22.033
There goes a piece of The Heel.
1:26.275
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:30.717
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
1:35.300
You do not see that every day.
1:39.817
That has come off.
1:43.425
That is Sweaty Gerald taking Pilot Light with them.
1:47.633
That was always going to happen.
1:53.458
Look at the state of it.
1:58.900
They felt that in the back row.
2:01.117
Yolk is out.
2:03.508
Chunk is out, and Thick Rick did it.
2:09.500
The Heel is losing bits.
2:15.325
That is real damage.
2:25.367
Slapper will not be back.
2:30.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:35.567
That was always going to happen.
2:40.050
The Coaster is coming through.
2:45.333
Last lap.
2:52.658
There is nothing left of it.
2:57.408
It is coming apart now.
3:01.175
That is Gravy taking Refried Ron with them.
3:05.225
That is Gravy taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
3:05.325
The Heel has it.
3:08.325
It is The Heel!
3:09.825
The Coaster will not be back.
3:15.742
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 21.958 | Custard 21.958 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 44.725 | Custard 22.767 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:08.275 | Slapper 21.408 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:29.850 | Slapper 21.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:55.592 | Tube Sock 23.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:21.558 | Floppy Joe 22.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:45.333 | The Coaster 22.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 3:08.325 | The Heel 22.992 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 17 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 23 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-11-15-15-12.
219.30
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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