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Derby · Season 4 · Round 19

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:55.750 — 13 +12 21 10.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:57.708 +1.96 14 +12 23 11.3
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:58.208 +2.46 12 +9 16 11.3
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:59.450 +3.70 11 +7 17 10.6
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:04.167 +8.42 9 +4 24 11.0
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:05.567 +9.82 10 +4 24 10.9
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.342 +33.59 3 -4 13 9.7
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:31.075 +35.33 1 -7 12 9.3
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:32.617 +36.87 8 -1 22 10.0
10 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:32.758 +37.01 4 -6 9 9.5
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:33.525 +37.78 5 -6 18 10.1
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -10 13 9.8
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -6 13 9.6
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 17 9.7
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -9 13 9.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 9.9
3.000
Old Gristle is airborne!
9.208
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-2.
14.642
Up it goes.
19.750
Chunk takes the lead.
25.083
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-1-10.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through. Recent finishes: 6-3-7-3-3.
34.800
A new leader — Slapper.
39.842
That is a long way off the ground.
44.375
Oh, that is a big one.
50.050
Squish is losing places.
54.433
Look at the state of it.
1:00.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:05.242
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-7-16-8-10.
1:09.800
That has come off.
1:14.500
Look at the state of it.
1:19.392
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 6-3-7-3-3.
1:25.683
That has come off.
1:32.400
A new leader — Slapper.
1:34.367
That is Tube Sock taking Yolk with them.
1:40.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:44.367
You do not see that every day.
1:48.992
Squish has nothing left on it.
1:57.017
That is a long way off the ground.
2:05.575
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:10.192
That has come off.
2:18.500
That was always going to happen.
2:20.000
Radiator has put Refried Ron out.
2:28.542
That has come off.
2:30.408
The Coaster has put Squish out.
2:34.958
Up it goes.
2:38.408
One to go.
2:42.883
Radiator will not take much more.
2:49.317
Stripped to the shell.
2:52.750
Here comes Slapper.
2:53.083
And that is Radiator finished.
2:55.750
It is Slapper!
3:02.025
That was always going to happen.
3:10.067
Crooked Pete is out, and Big Randy did it.
3:21.758
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Squish 18.025 Squish 18.025
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 37.000 Slapper 16.642
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 53.642 The Coaster 15.359
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:09.983 The Coaster 16.250
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:27.825 Stubbs 15.133
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:42.950 The Coaster 15.125
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:01.158 Stubbs 15.850
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:20.258 Chunk 16.050
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:38.408 Chunk 16.108
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:55.750 Chunk 16.617
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 20 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 26 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
78 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-3-2-6-5.
13.62
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
76 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-3-15-12-12.
164.46
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
82 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-7-9-1-5.
3.82
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
81 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 4-3-1-4-6.
2.67
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 13-12-11-7-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-14-10-14-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
88 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-15-15-10-9.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
69 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-10-13-6-3.
40.91
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
77 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-3-9-3-2.
11.40
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
72 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-12-2-3-1.
9.67
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
62 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 5-15-1-11-10.
142.96
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
88 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 10-8-9-7-9.
7.09
8
Slapper The Pucks
68 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-12-10-12-6.
39.67
3
The Coaster The Pucks
82 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-11-3-7-10.
32.95
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-14-14-15-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 7-8-15-11-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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