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Derby · Season 4 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Custard finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:13.417 — 3 +2 23 10.8
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:15.408 +1.99 16 +14 35 11.1
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.167 +2.75 4 +1 23 10.8
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:19.950 +6.53 14 +10 37 11.2
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -4 23 10.7
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +4 45 11.4
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 20 10.4
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -3 16 10.8
— Thick Rick WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 0 23 11.4
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 12 10.5
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 0 22 10.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 11 10.6
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -1 12 10.5
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -1 16 10.8
— Radiator RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 7 11.2
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 2 10.0
2.275
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
10.050
Look at Honey Mustard go. Recent finishes: 3-4-1-2-1.
16.550
That was always going to happen.
21.092
Butter Bean has stalled. That is 28 non-finishes in 109 career starts.
26.617
They will not want to see that again.
31.042
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
38.500
A new leader — The Coaster.
43.450
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
47.975
There goes a piece of Chunk. Recent finishes: 11-2-4-3-2.
54.592
They will not want to see that again.
1:00.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
1:04.325
They felt that in the back row. That is 33 non-finishes in 104 career starts.
1:05.825
Tender Greg is out. Recent finishes: 12-5-4-12-6.
1:10.050
Look at Long John go.
1:15.308
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
1:20.925
You do not see that every day.
1:25.800
That has come off.
1:27.517
And that is Pilot Light finished.
1:32.017
Oh, that is a big one.
1:33.517
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:38.308
Thick Rick has nothing left on it.
1:45.858
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:50.900
That has come off.
1:53.958
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:58.758
That has come off.
2:05.692
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:13.350
They will not want to see that again.
2:15.092
Sweaty Gerald is out.
2:21.575
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:27.108
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:35.192
You do not see that every day.
2:43.058
They felt that in the back row.
2:45.900
This is the last of it.
2:51.058
Big Randy will not take much more.
2:57.433
And it all goes wrong.
3:02.333
It is coming apart now.
3:08.667
Big Randy is out.
3:10.417
Damp Kevin has it.
3:13.417
It is Damp Kevin!
3:16.283
That is Long John taking Honey Mustard with them.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 26.492 Damp Kevin 26.492
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 54.583 Gravy 27.458
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:21.250 Damp Kevin 26.092
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:49.950 Custard 27.384
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:17.408 Big Randy 26.542
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:45.900 Custard 26.583
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:13.417 Damp Kevin 27.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 12 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 24 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 24 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
73 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 10-11-3-8-1.
34.79
7
Long John The Noodles
66 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-4-4-5-3.
3.90
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
77 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 6-2-4-1-3.
2.78
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
73 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-7-3-6.
3.51
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
69 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-15-16-9-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-10-4-6-12.
95.25
4
Radiator Basement Heat
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-9-15-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 15-13-14-16-10.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
71 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 10-4-2-6-11.
29.89
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
66 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-9-8-14-13.
60.58
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
57 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.3. Last five: 11-12-14-1-11.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
73 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-12-8-4-9.
69.76
3
The Coaster The Pucks
72 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-6-2-15-6.
114.17
4
Wide Load The Pucks
69 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-4-5-4-4.
8.88
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
65 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-10-8-5-11.
111.36

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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