Derby · Season 4 · Round 20
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Custard finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:30.242 | — | 11 | +10 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:35.192 | +4.95 | 16 | +14 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:36.558 | +6.32 | 9 | +6 | 34 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:44.917 | +14.68 | 2 | -2 | 17 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:45.383 | +15.14 | 3 | -2 | 16 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:47.417 | +17.18 | 10 | +4 | 35 | 11.8 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:00.017 | +29.78 | 8 | +1 | 30 | 10.8 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -4 | 16 | 10.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 29 | 10.9 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +2 | 26 | 12.2 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 28 | 12.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 23 | 11.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -12 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 12 | 10.7 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -10 | 13 | 10.8 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -2 | 9 | 12.5 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
8.900
That is a long way off the ground.
13.608
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
20.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
25.133
That is a long way off the ground.
30.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
34.425
The Coaster is losing bits.
38.858
That has come off.
42.033
Puck Yeah is out.
46.342
Up it goes.
51.592
Thick Rick is airborne!
58.658
That has come off. Recent finishes: 5-8-9-8-4.
1:03.875
You do not see that every day.
1:08.508
Chunk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-10-2-3-1.
1:13.592
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-16-4-3-6.
1:19.058
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 14-3-8-5-3.
1:24.358
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:29.767
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 6-4-7-7-16.
1:34.433
You do not see that every day.
1:35.933
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:40.600
Extraordinary scenes.
1:45.317
And it all goes wrong.
1:52.017
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:57.850
Chunk is airborne!
2:02.492
Up it goes.
2:06.767
That is The Coaster taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:08.475
And that is Squish finished.
2:10.542
Big Randy has put The Coaster out.
2:12.842
Sweaty Gerald has put Radiator out.
2:20.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:26.775
That has come off.
2:31.500
A new leader — Old Gristle.
2:36.350
You do not see that every day.
2:41.175
Oh, that is a big one.
2:46.450
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:49.125
Chunk will not be back.
2:54.108
The Heel is in trouble.
3:03.133
Custard is airborne!
3:07.100
Last lap.
3:12.108
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:18.617
The Unit leaves something behind.
3:20.117
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:21.617
The Heel will not be back.
3:26.283
You do not see that every day.
3:27.242
Old Gristle has it.
3:30.242
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:34.517
Big Randy has nothing left on it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 20.967 | Old Gristle 20.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 44.533 | Chunk 22.341 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:06.417 | Chunk 20.784 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:30.275 | Stubbs 21.258 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:53.875 | Old Gristle 23.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:18.350 | Stubbs 22.542 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:42.067 | Chunk 21.966 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:07.100 | Thick Rick 22.458 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
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15m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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