Derby · Season 4 · Round 21
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Lieutenant finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:40.125 | — | 4 | +3 | 19 | 11.0 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:41.875 | +1.75 | 11 | +9 | 33 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:43.292 | +3.17 | 12 | +9 | 33 | 11.9 |
| 4 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:44.658 | +4.53 | 13 | +9 | 31 | 11.8 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:47.958 | +7.83 | 9 | +4 | 38 | 11.4 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:48.633 | +8.51 | 2 | -4 | 18 | 10.2 |
| 7 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:49.658 | +9.53 | 14 | +7 | 37 | 12.1 |
| 8 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:50.992 | +10.87 | 10 | +2 | 46 | 12.0 |
| 9 | The Kidney | The Beans | 4:00.733 | +20.61 | 6 | -3 | 23 | 11.0 |
| 10 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:03.000 | +22.88 | 7 | -3 | 32 | 10.8 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 32 | 11.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 25 | 10.5 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -11 | 14 | 10.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 20 | 11.0 |
2.250
Squish goes to the front.
7.783
Squish is losing bits.
12.058
Oh, that is a big one.
18.075
The Kidney leaves something behind.
22.283
Extraordinary scenes.
28.967
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-7-8-8-4.
35.850
Old Gristle goes to the front.
40.050
Thick Rick is on the move. Recent finishes: 3-14-3-8-5.
45.058
The Heel leaves something behind.
49.767
Oh, that is a big one.
56.600
And it all goes wrong.
1:01.092
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-14-3-8-5.
1:05.917
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:10.400
Old Gristle goes to the front.
1:15.350
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
1:21.800
Old Gristle takes the lead. Career record: 29 wins from 122, average finish 3.8.
1:27.392
Squish is in trouble. Recent finishes: 5-4-16-4-3.
1:32.383
Squish is out, and The Heel did it.
1:37.225
They felt that in the back row.
1:39.325
Radiator will not be back.
1:45.517
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:50.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
1:55.208
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:59.900
The Heel will not take much more.
2:04.550
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:12.417
They felt that in the back row.
2:20.275
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
2:25.492
That is a long way off the ground.
2:28.458
The Heel will not be back.
2:34.308
That is a long way off the ground.
2:40.050
Look at Floppy Joe go.
2:44.908
They felt that in the back row.
2:49.842
That is real damage.
2:55.175
There is nothing protecting Custard now.
2:57.817
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
2:59.317
Floppy Joe will not be back.
3:10.958
And it all goes wrong.
3:17.250
That is a long way off the ground.
3:21.467
Last lap.
3:23.950
And that is Custard finished.
3:37.125
Damp Kevin has it.
3:39.525
That has come off.
3:41.025
It is Damp Kevin!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 16.075 | Squish 16.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 35.100 | The Lieutenant 17.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 53.892 | Sweaty Gerald 17.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:12.967 | Old Gristle 17.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:30.250 | Stubbs 14.759 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:49.133 | The Lieutenant 16.309 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:08.117 | Wide Load 16.084 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:26.600 | Floppy Joe 17.741 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:44.583 | Thick Rick 15.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:03.308 | Wide Load 17.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:21.467 | Slapper 17.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:40.125 | Stubbs 16.134 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 11 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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