Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 4 · Round 21

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Lieutenant finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:40.125 4 +3 19 11.0
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.875 +1.75 11 +9 33 11.4
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.292 +3.17 12 +9 33 11.9
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:44.658 +4.53 13 +9 31 11.8
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:47.958 +7.83 9 +4 38 11.4
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:48.633 +8.51 2 -4 18 10.2
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:49.658 +9.53 14 +7 37 12.1
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:50.992 +10.87 10 +2 46 12.0
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 4:00.733 +20.61 6 -3 23 11.0
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:03.000 +22.88 7 -3 32 10.8
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +4 32 11.1
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -11 13 10.2
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -8 25 10.5
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 3 -11 14 10.4
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 13 10.2
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 20 11.0
2.250
Squish goes to the front.
7.783
Squish is losing bits.
12.058
Oh, that is a big one.
18.075
The Kidney leaves something behind.
22.283
Extraordinary scenes.
28.967
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-7-8-8-4.
35.850
Old Gristle goes to the front.
40.050
Thick Rick is on the move. Recent finishes: 3-14-3-8-5.
45.058
The Heel leaves something behind.
49.767
Oh, that is a big one.
56.600
And it all goes wrong.
1:01.092
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-14-3-8-5.
1:05.917
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:10.400
Old Gristle goes to the front.
1:15.350
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
1:21.800
Old Gristle takes the lead. Career record: 29 wins from 122, average finish 3.8.
1:27.392
Squish is in trouble. Recent finishes: 5-4-16-4-3.
1:32.383
Squish is out, and The Heel did it.
1:37.225
They felt that in the back row.
1:39.325
Radiator will not be back.
1:45.517
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:50.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
1:55.208
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:59.900
The Heel will not take much more.
2:04.550
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:12.417
They felt that in the back row.
2:20.275
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
2:25.492
That is a long way off the ground.
2:28.458
The Heel will not be back.
2:34.308
That is a long way off the ground.
2:40.050
Look at Floppy Joe go.
2:44.908
They felt that in the back row.
2:49.842
That is real damage.
2:55.175
There is nothing protecting Custard now.
2:57.817
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
2:59.317
Floppy Joe will not be back.
3:10.958
And it all goes wrong.
3:17.250
That is a long way off the ground.
3:21.467
Last lap.
3:23.950
And that is Custard finished.
3:37.125
Damp Kevin has it.
3:39.525
That has come off.
3:41.025
It is Damp Kevin!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 16.075 Squish 16.075
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 35.100 The Lieutenant 17.750
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 53.892 Sweaty Gerald 17.800
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:12.967 Old Gristle 17.017
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:30.250 Stubbs 14.759
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:49.133 The Lieutenant 16.309
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:08.117 Wide Load 16.084
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:26.600 Floppy Joe 17.741
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:44.583 Thick Rick 15.275
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:03.308 Wide Load 17.133
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:21.467 Slapper 17.417
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:40.125 Stubbs 16.134
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 11 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
74 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-12-12-15-8.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
78 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-2-6-8-2.
7.69
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
60 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 1-2-6-14-11.
22.56
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
82 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-4-3-1-4.
2.59
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 12-13-12-11-7.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-13-13-8-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
70 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 1-15-10-13-6.
36.90
4
Radiator Basement Heat
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-15-15-15-10.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
79 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-14-7-3-9.
37.11
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
72 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-12-2-3-1.
22.01
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
73 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 4-5-2-6-5.
4.29
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
90 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-10-10-8-9.
16.89
8
Slapper The Pucks
68 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-12-10-12-6.
73.11
4
Wide Load The Pucks
76 starts, 16 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-11-2-8-5.
6.43
21
Custard The Soft Boys
71 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 11-9-5-6-2.
82.62
2
Squish The Soft Boys
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 7-7-8-15-11.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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