Derby · Season 4 · Round 23
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Unit finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:00.833 | — | 13 | +12 | 50 | 12.9 |
| 2 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:09.158 | +8.33 | 7 | +5 | 35 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:15.792 | +14.96 | 4 | +1 | 10 | 10.6 |
| 4 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:16.958 | +16.13 | 6 | +2 | 34 | 11.6 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:20.475 | +19.64 | 3 | -2 | 10 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:20.608 | +19.78 | 1 | -5 | 8 | 10.9 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +2 | 39 | 12.4 |
| — | Old Gristle RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +4 | 42 | 13.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 26 | 13.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 23 | 12.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -2 | 17 | 12.6 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 17 | 12.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 11.9 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -10 | 12 | 11.0 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 12.2 |
2.250
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-3-5-4-12.
8.233
That has come off.
17.050
That has come off.
23.392
Custard is losing bits.
27.608
They felt that in the back row.
32.067
There goes a piece of Custard.
36.792
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-6-3.
41.083
Radiator is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-9-6-9-6.
45.333
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 2-11-2-1-2.
46.833
Yolk will not be back.
48.333
That is Old Gristle taking Radiator with them. Recent finishes: 5-9-6-9-6.
49.833
Stubbs has put Refried Ron out.
54.500
Slapper takes the lead.
58.708
That is a long way off the ground.
1:03.217
Custard will not take much more.
1:08.033
Stubbs is losing bits.
1:10.333
Custard will not be back.
1:15.308
Extraordinary scenes.
1:20.050
Look at The Kidney go.
1:24.267
Wide Load is airborne!
1:25.767
Lil Nugget is out.
1:31.100
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:37.550
That is a long way off the ground.
1:39.842
Chunk will not be back.
1:46.958
There is nothing protecting Floppy Joe now.
1:51.242
They will not want to see that again.
1:57.508
Stripped to the shell.
2:04.150
Absolute carnage.
2:10.825
And it all goes wrong.
2:12.683
That is Floppy Joe taking Slapper with them.
2:17.833
That was always going to happen.
2:24.492
That is a long way off the ground.
2:29.817
That was always going to happen.
2:34.417
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:42.258
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:44.783
One to go.
2:46.283
Wide Load has put Floppy Joe out.
2:51.217
Stubbs will not take much more.
2:57.833
Wide Load has it.
3:00.525
Old Gristle has stalled.
3:02.025
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:05.858
Stubbs is out.
3:10.317
The Kidney is in trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Chunk | 14.692 | Chunk 14.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Chunk | 29.900 | Wide Load 13.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 45.592 | Slapper 13.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 59.217 | Stubbs 12.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:15.692 | Wide Load 14.341 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:30.158 | Wide Load 14.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:43.400 | Slapper 12.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:57.642 | Wide Load 13.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:15.008 | Old Gristle 12.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:30.200 | Stubbs 13.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:44.783 | Old Gristle 13.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 3:00.833 | The Unit 15.450 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 19 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 19 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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