Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 4 · Round 31

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Lil Nugget survives to win

Lil Nugget took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Lieutenant finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:42.083 10 +9 44 11.6
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.433 +0.35 12 +10 38 11.7
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:43.608 +1.53 4 +1 22 10.5
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:47.933 +5.85 1 -3 16 10.8
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:49.050 +6.97 3 -2 16 10.3
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:53.550 +11.47 9 +3 37 12.3
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:55.275 +13.19 14 +7 33 11.7
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:02.733 +20.65 5 -3 34 10.9
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:03.750 +21.67 8 -1 33 11.1
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 +1 31 11.8
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -5 25 10.6
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +3 29 11.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 13 10.4
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -1 19 11.7
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 12 10.1
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 10.5
2.300
A new leader — Tender Greg. Career record: 0 wins from 122, average finish 6.1.
9.000
Gravy leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 10-2-2-1-1.
14.850
There goes a piece of The Coaster. Recent finishes: 15-1-2-1-2.
19.842
They felt that in the back row.
25.225
Puck Yeah is airborne!
29.567
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
37.483
That has come off.
46.733
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 3-7-8-12-7.
51.900
Puck Yeah takes the lead. Career record: 72 wins from 132, average finish 2.8.
56.542
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:01.900
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
1:06.808
That is The Lieutenant taking Tender Greg with them.
1:14.792
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:19.092
And it all goes wrong.
1:25.875
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:31.842
They felt that in the back row.
1:39.008
That is a long way off the ground.
1:43.233
Up it goes.
1:47.792
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:54.117
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:59.408
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:04.133
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:05.633
Gravy has put Puck Yeah out.
2:07.133
Radiator is out, and The Unit did it.
2:16.783
That is a long way off the ground.
2:21.267
Stripped to the shell.
2:26.008
There is nothing left of it.
2:30.808
That is real damage.
2:36.417
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:43.983
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:48.392
Custard leaves something behind.
2:51.725
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:56.317
The Coaster is airborne!
3:00.717
Custard is in trouble.
3:07.425
There goes a piece of The Heel.
3:12.908
Custard is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
3:20.042
This is the last of it.
3:24.917
It is coming apart now.
3:30.558
Oh, that is a big one.
3:33.025
Gravy is out.
3:38.150
A new leader — Lil Nugget.
3:39.083
Lil Nugget is coming to the flag.
3:40.583
Nothing in it!
3:42.083
It is Lil Nugget!
3:47.758
That was always going to happen.
3:52.467
The Kidney is out, and Butter Bean did it.
4:03.708
The Unit is losing bits.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 17.567 Honey Mustard 17.567
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 35.058 Puck Yeah 17.291
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 55.100 The Heel 18.808
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:11.317 Gravy 14.275
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:29.808 The Lieutenant 16.366
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:47.108 Lil Nugget 14.841
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:08.933 Lil Nugget 17.834
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:24.242 Gravy 15.309
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:41.558 Gravy 17.316
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:59.383 Lil Nugget 15.867
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:20.042 The Lieutenant 17.800
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 3:42.083 Honey Mustard 16.700
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
83 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 6-2-6-5-15.
5.78
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
77 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-12-2-13-12.
163.27
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
87 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-7-4-9-2.
3.15
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
68 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-5-14-8-1.
16.40
22
Butter Bean The Beans
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-10-12-13-5.
72.20
6
The Kidney The Beans
76 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 4-9-14-13-13.
206.90
4
Radiator Basement Heat
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-15-14-13-10.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
79 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 2-10-7-9-6.
17.70
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
76 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-5-8-1-8.
17.29
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
86 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-9-12-10-2.
94.49
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
87 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-7-2-5.
23.53
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
75 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-2-4-5-2.
2.80
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
81 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 16-11-13-7-12.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
89 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-11-2-10-14.
76.09
21
Custard The Soft Boys
79 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 13-3-11-2-5.
40.92
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-16-15-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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