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Derby · Season 4 · Round 32

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Long John survives to win

Long John took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:14.675 — 2 +1 20 10.7
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.183 +0.51 4 +2 21 10.4
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:16.750 +2.08 3 0 23 10.5
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:23.050 +8.38 14 +10 32 11.6
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:27.033 +12.36 5 0 31 10.5
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +3 31 12.1
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 0 24 10.5
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 25 11.3
— Floppy Joe RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -8 11 10.2
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 0 24 10.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +4 11 11.4
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -4 11 10.7
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 0 16 11.0
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 10 10.1
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -9 4 9.8
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -5 4 11.5
2.267
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
7.750
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 42 wins from 138, average finish 3.7.
12.842
Yolk is losing bits.
18.842
There goes a piece of Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 6-5-5-5-6.
23.417
Gravy is going nowhere. That is 35 non-finishes in 118 career starts.
27.883
There goes a piece of Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 8-8-4-5-6.
32.183
There goes a piece of Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-11-3-3-7.
33.683
That is Puck Yeah taking Yolk with them.
40.050
Pilot Light is on the move.
44.508
Oh, that is a big one.
50.050
Look at Long John go.
56.175
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:04.108
That is a long way off the ground.
1:09.167
Pilot Light is out.
1:12.192
That is Damp Kevin taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:14.817
That is Long John taking Tender Greg with them.
1:20.050
Damp Kevin is on the move.
1:24.500
Lil Nugget takes the lead.
1:31.033
There is nothing left of it.
1:35.650
Long John goes to the front.
1:40.150
A new leader — Tube Sock.
1:51.417
Tube Sock is losing bits.
1:56.958
That has come off.
2:03.700
You do not see that every day.
2:06.875
Chunk is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
2:11.075
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:15.358
That was always going to happen.
2:19.733
There goes a piece of Tube Sock.
2:25.275
Lil Nugget will not take much more.
2:26.775
Lil Nugget will not be back.
2:37.500
That is a long way off the ground.
2:47.150
This is the last of it.
3:00.567
Butter Bean leaves something behind.
3:07.775
That has come off.
3:11.675
Long John has it.
3:14.042
That was always going to happen.
3:15.542
Long John takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 26.975 Tender Greg 26.975
Smooth Descent Clay Pilot Light 54.225 Pilot Light 26.275
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:23.025 Tube Sock 26.458
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:50.425 Long John 27.233
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:17.392 Damp Kevin 26.750
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:47.150 Wide Load 24.641
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 3:14.675 Long John 27.525
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 16 0/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 1/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 24 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
78 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 15-9-12-2-13.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
83 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 6-2-6-5-15.
6.11
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
88 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-1-5-10-1.
1.83
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
88 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-3-7-4-9.
4.14
22
Butter Bean The Beans
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-10-12-13-5.
85.83
5
Refried Ron The Beans
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-9-15-15-12.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
79 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-4-13-9-11.
60.85
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 10-16-14-15-15.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
87 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-12-9-12-10.
156.43
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
79 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-8-3-6-9.
39.51
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
87 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-7-2-5.
53.84
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 8-11-7-10-4.
219.30
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
82 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 11-16-11-13-7.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
82 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-7-2-6-7.
9.83
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
90 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-16-15-16.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 10-16-13-16-14.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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