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Derby · Season 4 · Round 34

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.158 — 12 +11 29 10.8
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:41.875 +10.72 4 +2 5 9.8
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:44.058 +12.90 14 +11 39 10.4
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.525 +13.37 3 -1 3 9.7
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.767 +16.61 15 +10 20 10.5
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:57.008 +25.85 8 +2 19 10.1
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 4 10.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -1 13 10.1
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +7 12 10.3
— The Lieutenant FELL LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +1 1 16.7
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.1
— Refried Ron FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 2.2
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-6-6-15-6.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
10.683
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 9-4-5-4-14.
16.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
21.333
The Lieutenant is airborne!
28.692
There is nothing left of it.
33.300
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-2-4.
37.817
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-15-1.
50.050
Look at Long John go. Recent finishes: 7-4-6-5-6.
57.433
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:10.750
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:19.533
Custard leaves something behind.
1:28.508
That is Tube Sock taking Yolk with them.
1:37.600
Tube Sock is airborne!
1:42.858
The Coaster is airborne!
1:55.508
Stopped, and in the way.
2:04.842
Chunk is airborne!
2:14.858
Look at the state of it.
2:20.625
Up it goes.
2:25.917
That is real damage.
2:35.908
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:46.467
Radiator will not take much more.
2:50.967
Up it goes.
2:52.467
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:02.625
They felt that in the back row.
3:06.967
Absolute carnage.
3:12.800
This is the last of it.
3:26.475
There is nothing left of it.
3:28.158
Here comes Chunk.
3:31.042
Stopped, and in the way.
3:32.542
Chunk wins the derby.
3:37.625
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 15.450 Chunk 15.450
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 31.500 Chunk 16.050
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 49.350 Chunk 17.850
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:09.083 The Coaster 18.700
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:24.158 Chunk 15.075
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:41.642 The Coaster 15.775
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:59.892 Custard 18.233
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:16.125 Chunk 16.233
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:36.333 The Coaster 17.933
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:53.458 Chunk 17.125
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:12.800 Tube Sock 18.550
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:31.158 Chunk 18.358
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
79 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-15-9-12-2.
182.73
7
Long John The Noodles
84 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 9-6-2-6-5.
20.84
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
90 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-3-4-3-7.
2.96
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
87 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-5-2-3-3.
2.46
5
Refried Ron The Beans
76 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-15-9-15-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-10-12-13-5.
151.89
4
Radiator Basement Heat
97 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-12-9-14-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-14-6-4-13.
74.48
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
87 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-12-9-12-10.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
79 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-11-12-6-5.
99.09
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
78 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 6-6-1-8-2.
4.02
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 8-11-7-10-4.
219.30
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
83 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 16-11-16-11-13.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
91 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-2-12-11-2.
60.58
21
Custard The Soft Boys
80 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-13-3-11-2.
27.07
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-10-16-13-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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