Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 4 · Round 38

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win

Big Randy took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:08.900 1 0 8 9.3
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:09.367 +0.47 3 +1 7 9.2
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.883 +1.98 4 +1 5 9.5
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:14.842 +5.94 2 -2 8 9.3
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:17.383 +8.48 14 +9 28 10.0
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:23.842 +14.94 5 -1 16 9.7
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:24.417 +15.52 7 0 18 9.3
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:24.550 +15.65 6 -2 13 9.5
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:24.850 +15.95 11 +2 32 10.7
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:26.192 +17.29 12 +2 34 10.1
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:27.558 +18.66 10 -1 40 10.6
Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 -3 42 9.9
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -5 13 9.1
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 12 10.1
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -2 13 10.0
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 12 10.0
2.617
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
10.050
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-3-8-1-2.
14.867
That has come off.
20.050
Tube Sock is coming through.
24.950
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 12-4-5-9-4.
29.350
Wide Load goes to the front.
35.442
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
40.050
Puck Yeah is on the move.
44.900
A new leader — Puck Yeah. Career record: 75 wins from 138, average finish 2.9.
50.050
Second Sock is on the move. Recent finishes: 10-7-4-5-5.
54.292
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
59.142
Look at the state of it.
1:04.508
Crawlspace is losing bits. Recent finishes: 13-8-15-8-8.
1:06.008
Tender Greg is out.
1:11.192
Wide Load leaves something behind.
1:13.775
That is Wide Load taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:20.050
Look at Crawlspace go.
1:24.783
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
1:30.542
Gravy is losing bits.
1:34.108
And that is Yolk finished.
1:38.908
Look at the state of it.
1:43.208
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:50.050
Look at the state of it.
1:55.408
That was always going to happen.
2:00.050
The Lieutenant is losing places.
2:05.767
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:11.033
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
2:17.192
Wide Load leaves something behind.
2:20.817
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:28.600
That is a long way off the ground.
2:32.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:39.117
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:45.158
This is the last of it.
2:55.733
Gravy is losing bits.
3:02.683
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
3:05.900
Here comes Big Randy.
3:07.400
They felt that in the back row.
3:08.900
Big Randy takes it!
3:10.400
Honey Mustard will not be back.
3:20.050
Sweaty Gerald is on the move.
3:24.333
Crawlspace is losing bits.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 23.375 Honey Mustard 23.375
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 47.292 Puck Yeah 22.400
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:11.192 Big Randy 23.017
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 1:35.542 Big Randy 22.825
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 1:58.433 Big Randy 22.891
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:22.125 Second Sock 22.983
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:45.158 Floppy Joe 22.900
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 3:08.900 Second Sock 22.325
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 14 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
86 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-8-11-3-6.
14.82
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
81 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 15-4-3-15-9.
57.48
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
91 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-12-1-3-4.
2.51
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
91 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 8-4-3-4-3.
3.72
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
86 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 11-15-13-15-13.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 9-12-13-16-4.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-11-10-10-9.
102.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-14-16-12-9.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
83 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-6-9-7-7.
50.47
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
88 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 3-14-12-9-12.
114.75
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
82 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-4-11-1-6.
7.88
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
90 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-5-7-7-7.
43.96
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
86 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-15-11-16-11.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
84 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-2-1-7-2.
5.13
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-16-16-15-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
92 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-12-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
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12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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