Paper Mogul Sports
Sign in Join
Derby · Season 4 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
Loading the recording

Bringing up the cameras…

auto
Report

Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Custard finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.258 — 12 +11 28 10.6
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:44.742 +10.48 15 +13 24 10.4
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.017 +10.76 4 +1 12 10.7
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.767 +11.51 3 -1 5 9.8
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.417 +15.16 11 +6 36 10.8
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -4 3 9.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +7 16 10.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 0 12 10.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 13 9.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 12 10.1
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.5
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.792
You do not see that every day.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
18.608
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-12-5.
23.850
You do not see that every day.
28.817
That was always going to happen. That is 32 non-finishes in 119 career starts.
34.775
Tender Greg is losing bits.
40.050
It is unravelling for The Lieutenant.
45.617
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-12-5.
50.050
Look at Chunk go. Recent finishes: 9-2-2-11-2.
55.850
They felt that in the back row.
1:00.425
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 7-4-5-9-8.
1:06.375
Up it goes.
1:12.550
They will not want to see that again.
1:18.067
Tender Greg has nothing left on it.
1:27.375
Tender Greg is out.
1:31.942
Look at the state of it.
1:39.475
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:44.233
That is a long way off the ground.
1:52.417
Stripped to the shell.
1:58.500
Puck Yeah is airborne!
2:02.950
Puck Yeah has nothing left on it.
2:04.450
Radiator is out.
2:07.433
Pilot Light will not be back.
2:11.658
It is coming apart now.
2:15.858
Custard is losing bits.
2:17.358
Custard has put Puck Yeah out.
2:27.292
Butter Bean is going nowhere.
2:35.750
And it all goes wrong.
2:53.133
Custard leaves something behind.
2:58.558
Up it goes.
3:05.717
Butter Bean has stalled.
3:15.708
Up it goes.
3:18.592
One to go.
3:30.417
Up it goes.
3:31.258
Chunk has it.
3:34.258
Chunk wins the derby.
3:39.942
Butter Bean has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 16.008 Tender Greg 16.008
Smooth Descent Clay Tender Greg 34.958 The Lieutenant 18.725
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 52.992 Chunk 13.925
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:08.600 Chunk 15.608
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:28.183 Long John 19.008
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:46.775 Custard 18.009
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:04.200 Puck Yeah 16.858
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:25.583 Long John 18.392
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:41.183 Chunk 15.600
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:00.125 Damp Kevin 18.400
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:18.592 Custard 17.266
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:34.258 Chunk 15.666
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 12 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
68 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-5-7-7-9.
160.82
7
Long John The Noodles
66 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-4-4-5-3.
10.81
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
72 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-1-5-3.
2.27
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
77 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 6-2-4-1-3.
2.77
6
The Kidney The Beans
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 6-8-10-5-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-10-4-6-12.
203.91
4
Radiator Basement Heat
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-9-15-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 15-13-14-16-10.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
66 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-9-8-14-13.
150.81
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
73 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-5-8-7-8.
183.88
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
66 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-5-2-6-3.
5.36
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
57 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.3. Last five: 11-12-14-1-11.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
72 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-6-2-15-6.
89.90
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
75 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 16-14-11-11-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
65 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-10-8-5-11.
56.56
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

On the record

0 calls

Nobody has committed to anything yet.